
EARTHQUAKE!!!1111
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That's brill!
The quake woke me up, shook the entire house, eveything was banging about. I was shit scared, but then I thought I'd dreamt it, as I thought there could never be a quake that strong where I live. Turned on the news this morning and found there actually was an earthquake!
The quake woke me up, shook the entire house, eveything was banging about. I was shit scared, but then I thought I'd dreamt it, as I thought there could never be a quake that strong where I live. Turned on the news this morning and found there actually was an earthquake!
GoreBastard wrote:Trust those black metal folk to take their music to the next level of gay!

- Steve

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I assume I rolled over in response to this "earthquake".
40% better Groanings than your current Groanings
Shut up. Fuck off.
Shut up. Fuck off.
- Leighsus

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Haha! Ace!
Imagine if at the time you were ploughing your missus and you both came at that exact moment. That'd be like the best moment ever!
Imagine if at the time you were ploughing your missus and you both came at that exact moment. That'd be like the best moment ever!
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
- Styxx

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I saw a comment on the BBC website that said: "for the first time in 30 years my wife said 'did the earth shake for you too?', then I get the news this morning and it's totally depressing"
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"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
- James
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smack your cock in her face till she cries.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

- Dian Wei
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Slept right through it. Then I was woken in the morning by Dave shouting "Oh, it must have been the earthquake that woke me up", and I thought I was dreaming it.
- ThrashMetalLuci

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Dian Wei wrote:smack your cock in her face till she cries.
Yeah like:
"THIS IS A RE-FUCKING-PERCUSSION OF BEING A SMART-MOUTH BITCH!!!!!"
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
- Styxx

- Posts: 1250
- Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:31 am
- Location: Huddersfield
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