being on mtv it obviously has its limitations compared to the uk thrash forum
im sure weve all said some over the years at school/work etc.
also i remember quoting fom the movie white men cant jump when we were at school.
heres some examples:your mum is so dumb she got hit by a parked car!
your mums so fat her belt size is "equator"
your mum hasnt tidied or dusted your house in so long,even the hoover gets athsma(that was one of the more obscure ones i remember a schoolmate making up)
but im sure with the creative minds of the forum members we will see far worse.
lets keep it nice as far as not aiming it at anyone on the forums mum in particular(just typing your mum is so...will suffice)
me and two other lads got a bollocking for laughing at/saying a"your gran" one aimed at a 4th lad,we didnt know this poor lads gran had just passed away
and although we werent aiming it at any of his grans in particular,he just burst out crying 
but try convincing the teacher that its just a stupid game you play at lunch and you meant nothing by it. 
so just be careful if your gonna apply any of these on someone at work/in future
