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Postby Mazz on Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:02 pm

Word of the week: Daggering. Hospitals in Jamaica report a big increase in men breaking their penises, from the craze for "daggering", or ultra-rough sex.
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Re: Hot news...

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:57 pm

I dove onto my bed when I had a rager once. I would say the word 'javelining' is more appropriate. Fucking hurt anyway.
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Re: Hot news...

Postby MartinC on Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:37 pm

What is daggering? I'd hate to break my penis.
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Postby Metal Iain on Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:05 am

I don't think you can break your penis, given that it doesn't have any bones in it (tee-hee!). I think I staved mine and it hurt way more than when I broke my arm, though..
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Postby GoreBastard on Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:34 am

I heared it can be 'broken' somehow.
Dennis Rodman did it a few times apparently.

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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:11 am

You break it by rupturing the blood vessels or something like that, you end up with a horrid kink in it.

Here we are, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture.
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Re: Hot news...

Postby Creeping Dan on Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:25 am

Nooooooo. Oh god.... this thread is just.... Oh god.
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Re: Hot news...

Postby Lev on Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:29 am

Yeah, a guy I know had his cock just rupture during sex. Blood eeeeverywheyeerr!
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Re: Hot news...

Postby thrash metal maniac on Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:39 pm

Oh dear!!!

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Re: Hot news...

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:06 pm

Dian Wei wrote:You break it by rupturing the blood vessels or something like that, you end up with a horrid kink in it.

Here we are, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture.


I do have a kink in mine but, without taking pictures of my erect penis and posting them on th'internet, I'm not sure other people would qualify it as a 'kink' or just more of a natural 'curve'. It's straight for the first few inches and, for the remaining 10 (WHEY HEY!) veers off the the left a bit. It makes no sense because I wank with my right hand so I'd have thought, if anything, it'd bend to the right.
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Re: Hot news...

Postby James on Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:15 pm

Fascinating.
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Re: Hot news...

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:57 pm

Yeah, almost as fascinating as the 'brown strip' that we all have running along the bottom of our cocks...
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Re: Hot news...

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:49 pm

James wrote:Fascinating.


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Re: Hot news...

Postby radioactive rik on Wed May 06, 2009 5:58 pm

anyone got helmet palpules?
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Postby Storm of Damnation on Wed May 06, 2009 7:08 pm

Haha I love being a woman. An entire organ less to worry about.
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