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Word of the week: Daggering. Hospitals in Jamaica report a big increase in men breaking their penises, from the craze for "daggering", or ultra-rough sex.
"...maybe we'll play some twister and do some breakdancing?"
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- Mazz
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I dove onto my bed when I had a rager once. I would say the word 'javelining' is more appropriate. Fucking hurt anyway.

- Metal Iain
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What is daggering? I'd hate to break my penis.
- MartinC
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I don't think you can break your penis, given that it doesn't have any bones in it (tee-hee!). I think I staved mine and it hurt way more than when I broke my arm, though..

- Metal Iain
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I heared it can be 'broken' somehow.
Dennis Rodman did it a few times apparently.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Dennis Rodman did it a few times apparently.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
- GoreBastard
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You break it by rupturing the blood vessels or something like that, you end up with a horrid kink in it.
Here we are, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture.
Here we are, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

- Dian Wei
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Yeah, a guy I know had his cock just rupture during sex. Blood eeeeverywheyeerr!
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- Lev
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Oh dear!!!
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- thrash metal maniac
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Dian Wei wrote:You break it by rupturing the blood vessels or something like that, you end up with a horrid kink in it.
Here we are, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture.
I do have a kink in mine but, without taking pictures of my erect penis and posting them on th'internet, I'm not sure other people would qualify it as a 'kink' or just more of a natural 'curve'. It's straight for the first few inches and, for the remaining 10 (WHEY HEY!) veers off the the left a bit. It makes no sense because I wank with my right hand so I'd have thought, if anything, it'd bend to the right.

- Metal Iain
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Fascinating.
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Yeah, almost as fascinating as the 'brown strip' that we all have running along the bottom of our cocks...

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James wrote:Fascinating.

Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

- Dian Wei
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Haha I love being a woman. An entire organ less to worry about.
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