Ahh curly wurlys. I took my friend to cadbury world once and he was given a curly wurly and he'd never seen one before

Double deckers were my favourite but I can't face eating another one for a while. Tend to go for the twirls now.

For small snack bars, I do like a caramel Rocky.
or a CHOMP!

How can a thread be three pages long before I even have my say?!

I've mostly been eating Yorkie With Biscuit and Raisins as of late. I usually put on about 12 stone when I'm going exams. It's fucking roasting today so nae danger of chocolate.

Having read through this thread now, I can safely say that it's rather gay.

My jizz is worthy of its own thread, I'm not so sure about chocolate though.

Alcoholics barely eat anyway, they save all their tummy room for booze.

Herz - you said it in page 1: PEANUT BUTTER KIT KAT CHUNKY!!!!! fuck yeah, I could eat 10 in a row I reckon!!!

I like those Kinder bars you get like 10 of in a pack, they're really small, but after 5 you can't eat the other 5 unless you REALLY got the munchies

I eat way too much chocolate, I tend to just spend all my spare change on snacks, like th other day I was just cycling to my mates and bought 2 milky way crispy rolls and 2 freddos

Why is chocolate so nice? and why can I eat endless supplies of it and not get fat??! magic!

I also REALLY like those tesco cheap bars, they're like 60p for 4 'snickers/twix/mars', they taste practically the same (if not better!) and you can get 4 for the price of 1 1/2 Mars corp. bars!!!!!

Herzeleid wrote:Alcoholics barely eat anyway, they save all their tummy room for booze.

I can't be an alcoholic then; I'm a 34" waist.

Alchys can be fat, there's a lot of calories in booze. But since i'm wearing 34 jeans right now (although they are fairly baggy) i'm going to point out that isn't fat.

Herzeleid wrote:Alchys can be fat, there's a lot of calories in booze. But since i'm wearing 34 jeans right now (although they are fairly baggy) i'm going to point out that isn't fat.

Pipe down, tubby!

Metal Iain wrote:

Herzeleid wrote:Alchys can be fat, there's a lot of calories in booze. But since i'm wearing 34 jeans right now (although they are fairly baggy) i'm going to point out that isn't fat.

Pipe down, tubby!

I was trying to stick up for you, you fat useless scotch drunk.

Herzeleid wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

Herzeleid wrote:Alchys can be fat, there's a lot of calories in booze. But since i'm wearing 34 jeans right now (although they are fairly baggy) i'm going to point out that isn't fat.

Pipe down, tubby!

I was trying to stick up for you, you fat useless scotch drunk.

Useless?

You got a 2 (2). Until I get a 2 (2), you don't get to call me useless you doss twat.

If I get a 2 (2), you will have carte blanche to laugh at me. If I get better than a 2 (2), however, I will let you know.

Hahaha, i'm sure ya will. But one day youngling, you will learn that use isn't really judged on the grade of degree you have

Even so, I really want a First, just for personal achievement... it will be hit or miss, but who knows!

Kit Kat Kubes, Nestle you racist bastards

Creme eggs,and by the way,Snickers were better when they were Marathons you young spoilt bleeders!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111

James wrote:Even so, I really want a First, just for personal achievement... it will be hit or miss, but who knows!

I have sibling rivalrly to contend with. If I get a first I'll beat my big brother and have amazing glory because they got 2 (1)s; if I get a 2 (2), they'll be able to mock me forever. My dad also got a 2 (1) and my grandad went to Oxford so a first would really be good to have.

My coursework's been good enough for me to get a first, but I'm so lazy that I've only been doing five hours of work a day on average. I've done six exams thus far and they've gone roughly how I expected them to. My seventh and final one is on Friday but it's worth an eight of my degree.

I should be studying now but I had an exam today and am fucking drained anyway. Wednesday and Thursday will be horrific, super-intense reading.