Just came across my first lesbian!

Came across....

Katze wrote:Just came across my first lesbian!

Is that a good thing?

Well I'm most certainly not a lesbian.. if that's what you're wondering!

P.s. what I really mean is that 99% of people on there are male, and one of the only females I came across on there is also looking for a girl... not gonna have much luck!

Stranger: hi I am a male from Chinese.....I am looking for a female with msn and webcam
You: Today is your lucky day big boy
Stranger: why say that
You: I have MSN and WEbcam
You: Now I pull down my trousers and my underwear
You: You want some of this?
Stranger: of course
You: Say hello to Mr. Penis
Stranger: add msn plz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So I finally bothered to go on this site:

Stranger: Give me a P!
You: nah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I enjoyed my next attempts though:

Stranger: Hey.
You: I'd do... most nationalities
Stranger: Do as in fuck?
You: ooh, don't get coarse.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: if you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain
Stranger: Rain's not too bad anyway
You: do you know which "philospher" said that?
You: Dolly Parton
Stranger: Oh, nice
You: and people say she's just a big pair of tits...
Stranger: Well, "Jolene" is her fault. So she can't be just tits.
You: yes she can
Stranger: So?
You: and that's Crufts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And this one was just stupid but I laughed:

Stranger: hi
You: ever so big
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James wrote:Stranger: hi
You: ever so big
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Bangover wrote:

James wrote:Stranger: hi
You: ever so big
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahaha, that's amazing!

christ, i need to get a life. but until then...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Stranger: hi
You:
Stranger: what do u mean?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger:
Stranger: i don't know
You: hahahahHAHAHAHAHA
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 51/f/uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected

EDIT:

Stranger: hi 21 male u ?
You: Hello sir/madam, I'd like to take a moment to talk to you about Jesus
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omg! this shit seems FUN!!!!

Stranger: hey m/f
You: hmm.... I guess i'm m
Stranger: u gues?
You: yeah
You: how about u
Stranger: ....
Stranger: im a male
Stranger: what do u mean u guess
You: mean it may not be true
Stranger: well how dont u know?
You: we cant know everything right?
Stranger: um
Stranger: u can know that
Stranger: its pretty obvious
You: how to
Stranger: do u have a penis or vagina
You: a pen?
You: sure I have
You: lots of them
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

have another LONG chat
I cut it short

Stranger: hello
You: the end of the world is coming
Stranger: i know
You: how did u know
Stranger: i have heard it
You: dont believe what you heard
Stranger: why?
You: I mean for real
You: it's coming
You: NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: fuck u

skip these parts.....................

Stranger: how old are u
You: Im old
Stranger: noo your age
You: I born in the hon dynasty
You: many years ago
Stranger: uh?
You: thats why i m here to warn people
You: the end is coming
You: Im a prophet
You: from China
Stranger: prophets dont stay in omegle
You: why not
Stranger: fuck you again
You: I tried to speard the words
You: tried every single way
You: when the day is come, you won't be on omegle and fuck someone else
Stranger: fuck u again
You: do u have any other reply
You: besides fuck u again
Stranger: yes:fuck you
You: mortal words cant harm me
Stranger: ahahahahaahah
Stranger: fuck u
You: told ya
You: im invincible
Stranger: you are silly,you know?
You: fuck u
You: didnt u hear a pharse
Stranger: fuck you again
You: the wise guys always looks silly to others
You: like the movie cube? the retard end up is a math genius
Stranger: uh?
You: so maybe someday u will become a genius

Stranger: Hiiii... male or female?
You: hi
Stranger: I am female. 20 years old. Where are you from
You: china
Stranger: I am from California... very sexy and honey... . Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am very hornyyyy
You: I'm a chair
You: I dont need sex
Stranger: If you promise to send yours I can send you mine
You: you want to see a chair naked?
Stranger: give me your email or I can give you the link where you can see my photos. Do you have account in adultfriendfidner???
You: here's my email
seeyouinhellmuthafucka@jesusstolemycurychicken.com
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hahaha