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Postby Bangover on Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:06 am

Metal Iain wrote:
MartinC wrote:I can't even remember what girls are like.


Just feel the inside of your cheek (face).


haha! I was just feeling my cheek thinking 'hmmm....like the real thing....maybe I could just fuck my cheek? I failed.
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Postby Metal Iain on Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:22 am

Bangover wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
MartinC wrote:I can't even remember what girls are like.


Just feel the inside of your cheek (face).


haha! I was just feeling my cheek thinking 'hmmm....like the real thing....maybe I could just fuck my cheek? I failed.


Does your bed have a wooden slat headboard? I hear they're the best for self-gobbling.

Mind you, I'm not sure I'd want to gobble myself. I mean, what would be the point? Wanking's generally more enjoyable than a blow job.
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Postby Herzeleid on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:21 am

Metal Iain wrote:Wanking's generally more enjoyable than a blow job.


...Are you kidding? :?
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Postby Metal Iain on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:27 am

Herzeleid wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Wanking's generally more enjoyable than a blow job.


...Are you kidding? :?


All things considered, no.
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Postby Dian Wei on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:45 am

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Dian Wei wrote:There is a foxy polish girl at work that i might pluck up the courage to ask out........ in about two months.


Is it this* ImagePolish girl by any chance?

If so, is tag rape on the cards?

God, I love Eastern Europe. They have everything (except food) down to a tee: birds, beer and prejudice.

*Joanna Krupa


Not quite that smoking but hot enough for me to ogle 95% of the time at work, i do believe she is single.... and potentially interested. SHOOP DA WHOOP!
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby Metal Iain on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:50 am

Dian Wei wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:There is a foxy polish girl at work that i might pluck up the courage to ask out........ in about two months.


Is it this* ImagePolish girl by any chance?

If so, is tag rape on the cards?

God, I love Eastern Europe. They have everything (except food) down to a tee: birds, beer and prejudice.

*Joanna Krupa


Not quite that smoking but hot enough for me to ogle 95% of the time at work, i do believe she is single.... and potentially interested. SHOOP DA WHOOP!


Tag rape?
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Postby Dian Wei on Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:01 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: News.

Nah i be wanting to horde her for meselfs
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby Holy Crap! Lions! on Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:22 am

I just started in a new 6th form. Meaning there's plenty of easy to manipulate hot german exchange chicks.

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Postby jonny_boy34 on Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:27 am

I hate life.
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Postby STD_Caps on Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:00 am

jonny_boy34 wrote:I hate life.


In the words of the esteemed sage of all-knowledge, Eric Cartman: You're a fucking faggot, dude! :wink: (See you tomorrow Jon - when and where?)
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There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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Postby GoreBastard on Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:59 am

It makes me feel so much better reading that it's not just me who completely sucks at getting women! Thanks UK Thrash!!!
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Postby Bestial Bill on Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:18 am

Metal Iain wrote:
Herzeleid wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Wanking's generally more enjoyable than a blow job.


...Are you kidding? :?


All things considered, no.


You've obviously only been getting head from toothless, rancid, Buckie-swilling Glasgow whores then...

You guys are lame. I have no problem with women.
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Postby ribbons69 on Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:21 am

jonny_boy34 wrote:I hate life.


EMO ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
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"Aegis arising,the colours of space"






we fall to rise
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Postby Metal Iain on Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:44 am

Bestial Bill wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
Herzeleid wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Wanking's generally more enjoyable than a blow job.


...Are you kidding? :?


All things considered, no.


You've obviously only been getting head from toothless, rancid, Buckie-swilling Glasgow whores then...

You guys are lame. I have no problem with women.


Weigh up the time and effort needed to coax a blow job out of a bird (pretty hard to get if you're not seeing her) against the simplicity of the noble wank.

Another issue for the likes of I is the extent to which I'd be willing to settle for a bird that I don't really fancy. Unrealistically high standards are the bane of my life.
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Postby charlotte on Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:50 am

As a woman, I find this thread pretty funny.

I agree with one statement though - women are batshit crazy. If you remember this and accept it, you should be ok. All of you. Even Ian. :lol:
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