Bangover wrote:go back 10 or so pages in the videos thread......blargh..

No... I thought I had blocked that out of my memory forever... NOOOOOOOO!

which vid was that??

tbh, I didn't think 2girls1cup was as terrible as people had said...

but i really don't wanna see hatchet vs balls... eueuregh

Someone lent my 75 year old dad a copy of Rickys latest stand up video for christmas viewing.

When I got to his house he was banging on the DVD box yelling "Who the fuck is this soft cunt?"

Nuff said.

thrash metal maniac wrote:which vid was that??

tbh, I didn't think 2girls1cup was as terrible as people had said...

but i really don't wanna see hatchet vs balls... eueuregh

http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv

this one. dont watch it if you like being happy.

He's fine in small doses. I prefer Extras to The Office though. However, the one thing I can't stand is when the Americans chuck him into films and get him to play exactly the same character as David Brent (See Night at the Museum for proof) instead of seeing if he can do anything different.

Metal Iain wrote:

MartinC wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Ricky Gervais is about as funny as that video I watched where the guy cuts his knob off and mashes his testicles with a mallet.

God, I literally shivered with horror at the last 6 words in that sentence.

Watch it if you dare but, be warned, you cannot un-watch it nor erase the horror of it from your memory.

I just started watching that and... I just can't bring myself to see him actually do it! I have a strange urge to make myself watch it, curiosity and all.

EDIT: HAHAHAHA, I just tried to watch it and it stops playing literally as soon as you see the Axe, but that's just my pc, there is more but it just won't play.

Stevedot2 wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

MartinC wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Ricky Gervais is about as funny as that video I watched where the guy cuts his knob off and mashes his testicles with a mallet.

God, I literally shivered with horror at the last 6 words in that sentence.

Watch it if you dare but, be warned, you cannot un-watch it nor erase the horror of it from your memory.

I just started watching that and... I just can't bring myself to see him actually do it! I have a strange urge to make myself watch it, curiosity and all.

EDIT: HAHAHAHA, I just tried to watch it and it stops playing literally as soon as you see the Axe, but that's just my pc, there is more but it just won't play.

It needs to be watched.

How much can you really know about life until you've watched someone cut their penis off and mash their balls beyond recognition? Back in the day we'd have been knocking seven shades out of someone or other on the continent but now we have to find more-inventive ways of gauging our reactions to disgusting atrocities. Our grandfathers may have bayoneted Germans in France, but did they ever watch someone cut their own knob off?

I think this video should be compulsory viewing.

Nah it still won't load, but anyway this is one of the comments:

"dude idk but i had to figure out why he would do this, but i just noticed i know the clip has alot of jumpy parts but theres some fucked up contradiction here. when he ties his dick and and cuts his penis off, it shows another scene of him slashing his balls (brutal) and his dick is tied over his leg, but when it goes back to when hes chopping his dick off(OMFG) and pulls it on the cutting board he still has his balls! which is weird cause if he cut his dick first than the ball cutting scene shouldnt have his dick in it, and if he cut his balls first, his balls shouldnt be fine in the dick cutting scene. my guess, fake. great job tho, brutal looking"

why would you go to all the trouble of faking that video? just learn guitar, watch some tv or something.

Bangover wrote:why would you go to all the trouble of faking that video?

Why would you cut your own penis off?

Gervais is the kind of guy that you'd gladly get sacked from your job for beating the shit out of him if you had to work with him...

He's got a dead punchable face.

Edit:
I just watched the balls video and realised that we're off the subject of Gervais...

That's fucking horrific shit!! I mean... What the fuck?!
Seriously..... I don't know what the fuck to think about that!!
I'm shocked!

Bangover wrote:why would you go to all the trouble of faking that video? just learn guitar, watch some tv or something.

Because it's sort of funny?

GoreBastard wrote:Gervais is the kind of guy that you'd gladly get sacked from your job for beating the shit out of him if you had to work with him...

He's got a dead punchable face.

Edit:
I just watched the balls video and realised that we're off the subject of Gervais...

That's fucking horrific shit!! I mean... What the fuck?!
Seriously..... I don't know what the fuck to think about that!!
I'm shocked!

Not to gory for you GoreBastard?

Metal Iain wrote:

GoreBastard wrote:Gervais is the kind of guy that you'd gladly get sacked from your job for beating the shit out of him if you had to work with him...

He's got a dead punchable face.

Edit:
I just watched the balls video and realised that we're off the subject of Gervais...

That's fucking horrific shit!! I mean... What the fuck?!
Seriously..... I don't know what the fuck to think about that!!
I'm shocked!

Not to gory for you GoreBastard?

Erm, me, haha... erm, no I'm dead 'ard me, I watch stuff like that when I'm eating my breakfast!!

Bangover wrote:

thrash metal maniac wrote:which vid was that??

tbh, I didn't think 2girls1cup was as terrible as people had said...

but i really don't wanna see hatchet vs balls... eueuregh

http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv

this one. dont watch it if you like being happy.

duuuuuuuude not cool

watched about 5 secs of that and just turned it off....