MartinC wrote:members of my family that I hate pretend that they get on with me because it's Christmas.

I agree wholeheartedly!!!

When i was married, my wife used to start shopping about september, buying things for all the extended family (i have 4 step brothers and 2 stepsisters, with a total of 14 kids between them) none of who i see or care if i see again!!! We had ti buy selection boxes for all these kids, and them for our kids. What a waste of money!!! When i became single, i just never even sent a card to all of them, only spending money on the members of my family i see regularly and whm i like. The rest could all fuck off. 3 christmas's later they got the message, and i can now spend extra on my own kids. One of my stepsisters has really fat kids too (just like her) so i am doing them a favour really, fat little bastards

Immortalicide wrote:

MartinC wrote:members of my family that I hate pretend that they get on with me because it's Christmas.

I agree wholeheartedly!!!

When i was married, my wife used to start shopping about september, buying things for all the extended family (i have 4 step brothers and 2 stepsisters, with a total of 14 kids between them) none of who i see or care if i see again!!! We had ti buy selection boxes for all these kids, and them for our kids. What a waste of money!!! When i became single, i just never even sent a card to all of them, only spending money on the members of my family i see regularly and whm i like. The rest could all fuck off. 3 christmas's later they got the message, and i can now spend extra on my own kids. One of my stepsisters has really fat kids too (just like her) so i am doing them a favour really, fat little bastards

eek!



could you and ian get a civil partnership and adopt me as your child. thats my christmas wish...

Only if you bring your Mum along.

Deal!!

spitroasting jamies mum at the civil parternship service.

Bestial Bill wrote:How can anyone, apart from miserable lefty anti-capitalist wankers who associate with the kind of people who have dogs on pieces of string, hate Christmas?

I was going to disagree but you're right. I'm an anti-capitalist wanker (not miserable) and the things I hate about Christmas are probably the exact things you think they are...


...shit.

Bestial Bill wrote:How can anyone, apart from miserable lefty anti-capitalist wankers who associate with the kind of people who have dogs on pieces of string, hate Christmas?

Bill if you get into the Police you will learn to hate it.

terrorizer wrote:Only if you bring your Mum along.

Jamie as my son You will need to stop being as cheeky as you were in that thread the other my boy, or i'll have to take my belt to you and teach you some respect, but at least i wont have to listen to shit music coming from your room
If the mum is in the deal, i will need to see her, as i've been told she is quite fit (not my words). Pics???

Povey wrote:

Bestial Bill wrote:How can anyone, apart from miserable lefty anti-capitalist wankers who associate with the kind of people who have dogs on pieces of string, hate Christmas?

Bill if you get into the Police you will learn to hate it.

Anyone who is part of the emergency services hates Xmas. For me it's pissed up youngsters, overdoses and people having "heart attacks" that are due to too much turkey.

So you work on Christmas day?

I got my first christmas presents today
48 first class stamps from the royal mail, and for being such a good ebayer, EBAY sent me these:


who wouldnt want ebay fairy lights on their christmas tree:?

im gona sell em on ebay

Is that a necklace??

James wrote:Is that a necklace??

ooops, just edited it!!! look above!!!

James wrote:So you work on Christmas day?

Aye I used to work Xmas/ NYE when I was in the police. A time that is suppose to bring people together, left me really bitter with some of the stuff I witnessed.

are any other board members in the police? .....someone delete that better living through chemicals thread...