I want a ratz ass sticker for the van.

Ratz Ass - Master of the Sword.

A conceptual piece of work based on the life of a barbarian should be ready in a month.

Mazz wrote:Good old vista print! check out the genric logo.

Got it thanks Mazz, are you making a shirt like that?

Yeah! I was bored at work Friday lunch time so ordered 10 of the buggers.

Metalbrew Stu wrote:I want a ratz ass sticker for the van.

Yeah!

Ratz Ass BABY!

It has been announced that the ban known as RATZ ASS have changed record labels The switch from HI-TOP RECORDS to METAL TRAY RECORDS is reported to have been brought on by a lack of respect shown by the label towards the band for wanting to take their music on a more COWBELL HEAVY METAL journey. Mazz revealed the reasons of the change in direction to rock critic Jay 'J' Macbeth. “Some like it hot, some do not..that’s how we roll..RATZ ASS BABY!”.

These two songs will be completed on Saturday.


GYPSIE

In the misty morning
At the break of day
I saw a gypsies warning
I must keep away
In the misty morning
At the break of day
I saw a gypsies warning
I must keep away

Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE


In the misty morning
At the break of day
I saw a gypsies warning
I must keep away
In the misty morning
At the break of day
I saw a gypsies warning
I must keep away

Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE

(A short Electric Guitar solo)

Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE





HEAVY METAL FREEDOM

The moon and stars I do command (duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)
Some call me the magic man (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH )
No one knows where I come from (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)
Take me home to Avalon (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)

Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH


The moon and stars I do command (duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)
Some call me the magic man (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH )
No one knows where I come from (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)
Take me home to Avalon (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)

Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH


(Electric Bass Guitar and Electric Standard guitar Key change of the chorus riff)

(Then back into chorus)


Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH

The death of Dickie Peterson (Blue Cheer) has forced the members of Ratz Ass together and iron out their musical differences over pints of Castlemaine XXXX, shots of white horse whiskey and flatbar spliffs. We have decided we need to write the best rock and roll album in the world ever and dedicate it to Dickie Paterson…it starts tonight with these three bastards


WORKING BLUEZ

I wake up in the morning
Hey man that’s the deal
Got to work the 9 to 5
That ain’t keeping it real
Most people say “Hey that’s life”
That ain’t exactly true
Hanging loose under the stars
Is what I’d rather do


Yeah, yeah, yeah Got da working bluez
Yeah, yeah, yeah Got da working bluez

I wake up in the morning
Hey man that’s the deal
Got to work the 9 to 5
That ain’t keeping it real
Most people say “Hey that’s life”
That ain’t exactly true
Hanging loose under the stars
Is what I’d rather do

Yeah, yeah, yeah Got da working bluez
Yeah, yeah, yeah Got da working bluez

Solo

Yeah, yeah, yeah Got da working bluez
Yeah, yeah, yeah Got da working bluez
Yeah, yeah, yeah Got da working bluez
Yeah, yeah, yeah Got da working bluez




GOT THE ROCK AND ROLLS

Take it higher
Take it higher still
Take it to the top
Never gunna stop
Take it higher
Take it higher still
Take it to the top
Never gunna stop

I got the rock and rolls
Baby you got to know
I got the rock and rolls
Baby you got to know

Play it louder
Play it louder still
Take it all the way
Every night and day
Play it louder
Play it louder still
Take it all the way
Every night and day

I got the rock and rolls
Baby you got to know
I got the rock and rolls
Baby you got to know

Solo

I got the rock and rolls
Baby you got to know
I got the rock and rolls
Baby you got to know


COWBELL KILLER

Got me a cowbell
Got me a bass
Got me a guitar
We’re f*cking ace
Got me a cowbell
Got me a bass
Got me a guitar
We’re f*cking ace

Cowbell killer
That’s my name
Cowbell killer
Drives me insane

Got me a woman
Got me a dame
Got me a hot dog
We are insane
Got me a woman
Got me a dame
Got me a hot dog
We are insane

Cowbell killer
That’s my name
Cowbell killer
Drives me insane

Solo

Cowbell killer
That’s my name
Cowbell killer
Drives me insane
Cowbell killer
That’s my name
Cowbell killer
Drives me insane

I'm putting Ratz Ass on in london next year. that's the deal.

The deal is insane.

Songs for the album were finished last night

Working Bluez is the truest song ever written.

cuntz

http://www.muziboo.com/Ratz_Ass666/music/lay-down-lady-final-mix
http://www.muziboo.com/Ratz_Ass666/music/ratz-ass-rock-and-roll-is-burning-first-mix

The finest rock of the century.

The only thing to beat this will be the album Jon and Mazz do together. Because it will happen... Wont it guys? Bloody do it!

Creeping Dan wrote:The only thing to beat this will be the album Jon and Mazz do together. Because it will happen... Wont it guys? Bloody do it!

It will. Although it will probably be an EP. An EP of HEAVY METAL. That might actually be the title. But it might not. It probably won't be.