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The Official WTF? Thread
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by James on Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:06 pm
I want to delete this thread.
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by Herzeleid on Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:39 pm
This thread hasn't been deleted yet? WTF!
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by thrash metal maniac on Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:34 pm
"I've been doing this for over 25 years, and everytime I get into a police car, I realise the odds are always against the officers"
Shouldn't that say the odds are against the criminals? lolwtf?
Shouldn't that say the odds are against the criminals? lolwtf?
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by James on Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:59 pm
When Officer Kurt Texas started his patrol one winter morning, he had no idea he was embarking on a highway to hell!
Experienced and professional, Texas had all the skills of an elite law enforcer, and with the heavy-duty tools to back him up, a felon would have to be seriously deluded to take on this confident cop.
But 'Deluded' was the middle name of today's offender, who recklessly drove past our Officer with a faulty tail-light in full view! Aware of the extreme danger of the rogue motorist's vehicular flaws, Officer Texas nonetheless put his life on the line to protect and serve his fellow Americans.
Screaming his patrol car into action, Texas began the hell-chase of his life. The criminal driver, elderly Mr Arthur Brunt, 79, had no time to react. The patrol car is an Officer's best friend and surest weapon, and with other road users in danger, this courageous cop was taking no chances. With expert precision Texas slammed his vehicle into the side of the battered excuse for a car careless Mr Brunt was driving.
The seventy-something sicko span from the road instantly, colliding with a fire hydrant. Despite the spray of pure American water, the out-of-line OAP had no time to cool off, as Officer Texas was already out of his car, pistol in hand.
Cuffed and chastised, that pea-brained pensioner will think twice before violating petty motoring regulations again on Officer Texas's watch!
Remember folks, a dim light on the road is a green light to jail - poor lights on cars mean long nights behind bars!
I'm Jon Bunnel.
Experienced and professional, Texas had all the skills of an elite law enforcer, and with the heavy-duty tools to back him up, a felon would have to be seriously deluded to take on this confident cop.
But 'Deluded' was the middle name of today's offender, who recklessly drove past our Officer with a faulty tail-light in full view! Aware of the extreme danger of the rogue motorist's vehicular flaws, Officer Texas nonetheless put his life on the line to protect and serve his fellow Americans.
Screaming his patrol car into action, Texas began the hell-chase of his life. The criminal driver, elderly Mr Arthur Brunt, 79, had no time to react. The patrol car is an Officer's best friend and surest weapon, and with other road users in danger, this courageous cop was taking no chances. With expert precision Texas slammed his vehicle into the side of the battered excuse for a car careless Mr Brunt was driving.
The seventy-something sicko span from the road instantly, colliding with a fire hydrant. Despite the spray of pure American water, the out-of-line OAP had no time to cool off, as Officer Texas was already out of his car, pistol in hand.
Cuffed and chastised, that pea-brained pensioner will think twice before violating petty motoring regulations again on Officer Texas's watch!
Remember folks, a dim light on the road is a green light to jail - poor lights on cars mean long nights behind bars!
I'm Jon Bunnel.
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by thrashduck on Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:31 pm
Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. But this isn't Britain...
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by terrorizer on Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:56 pm
A firework called "Enola Gay". WTF? Bet that sells well in Japan.
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by James on Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:50 pm
Whole Throat Fellatio
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