thrashduck wrote:

meluaz wrote:

acid_violence wrote:NO. Still post about it! Rachel's right.. i've heard about it all and seen it all (unfortunately) anyways. Don't let girls stop you saying what you want to say.

youve seen men wanking in their own shit?

Girls shouldn't have to hear this filth Si, this is... not...not.. NOT!

you sexist pig!

You do not punish women, Dutch or otherwise, for talking about wanking and pooing..

Reward them if anything..

No.. they should be equal..

meluaz wrote:

acid_violence wrote:NO. Still post about it! Rachel's right.. i've heard about it all and seen it all (unfortunately) anyways. Don't let girls stop you saying what you want to say.

youve seen men wanking in their own shit?

Hands down one of the best posts ever.

acid_violence wrote:I walked in on my mate wanking once is what i meant. Bad times.

Hahahaha. Did he not stop when you walked in?

Nahh, thats gotta be awkward talking to him after, or maybe its just very funny.

Cowert Si wrote:I'd carry on, and just look the person in the eyes while I do it. If anything they'd spur me on, and I'd get faster and harder as they just stand horrified.

oh my god hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha

He stopped, but only cause i started shouting at him cause he was wailing away on himself in my house ¬_¬

Hahahahahaha, now thats just funnier cos it was in your house

I would hate for somebody to walk in on me, so the house has to be empty. Uni will be so difficult.

If a girl started yelling at me angrily while I was wanking i'd probably just cum buckets everywhere.

Herzeleid wrote:If a girl started yelling at me angrily while I was wanking i'd probably just cum buckets everywhere.

Hahaha this thread is hilarious!

I don't wank very often, but that's probably because every sexual experience I've had has killed me a little inside. I'm a keen pooer though, I do love a good shit. My past few shits have poor terrible, I need to practice more.

HAHAHAHAHAHA this thread is too good!!!

Creeping Dan wrote:

acid_violence wrote:I walked in on my mate wanking once is what i meant. Bad times.

Hahahaha. Did he not stop when you walked in?

Textbook danger wank

yes do tell Lev!

After every shag I have with my girlfriend, I let out a massive fart and then have to go and do a poo. It's like clockwork. She makes this disappointed "ohhhh..." sound as well. Amazing.

Herzeleid wrote:If a girl started yelling at me angrily while I was wanking i'd probably just cum buckets everywhere.

Hahahahahaha
Thank fuck he didn't.

Cowert Si wrote:

Lev wrote:I don't wank very often, but that's probably because every sexual experience I've had has killed me a little inside.

Is there some kind of story that can go with that?

Sam or Paul will no doubt tell you.