MartinC wrote:Metal Iain wrote:MartinC wrote:If you swear too much in songs you just end up sounding like some cunty nu-metal band. Not good. I only tend to use swearing in songs that I'd actually use, such as 'twat'. I've never said 'mother-fucker' and the like in my life.
No one from the north of England should ever say 'mother-fucker'.
I can't think of many swear words I don't use, but that is definitely one of them. I use 'cunt' almost every day, because there are a lot of cunts in my life, but other than that I've done a 180 degree turn and reverted back to the primary school favourites, such as 'fanny'. Nothing funnier than calling someone a fanny.
But that's the thing; American swearing is just piss-poor compared to how 'we' swear. You really don't need to swear at all really. You can be far more vulgar by talking about wanting to eat a lassie's gape than by using any widely-acknowledged swearword.
P.S. do you use fudd as well as fanny?



