http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6250184.stm

Fuck me, it's not often I get behind something properly, but I'll be oppressing this untill I die if I have to. I mean, seriously, this is right up there on my list of "things they can't let happen" right below banning live music. The reason kids can't spell is that they don't try hard enough in schools. Why? Because teachers aren't allowed to dicipline them in any way that will make them shut the fuck up.

Oh my god! That is all I can say after reading that. The whole idea is a disgrace, please tell me that is a joke? A very unfunny one, but nonetheless a joke.

I gave up reading that about half way through as I was so disgusted I genuinely began to feel ill. Totally outrageous.

If you notice she's only changing easy words. It seems that maybe she can't figure out the harder ones. BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING DUMBASS!

I do love the way she goies on about Chinese "pictograms" and gets greeted with this bit:

By the way most Chinese characters are no more pictures than are English letters - turn a capital "A" upside down and you will see the animal it once pictured, as remote from its origins as most Chinese characters.

I could really go on about this for days. It also says that she learned English when she was 14. Does that mean she's a foreigner? WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN FUCKING LANGUAGE YOU BINT!

WOMEN! KNOW YOUR LIMITS!

ARGHHHHHHH! NO!!!!

I hope I never hear about this again. The English Language is cocking awesome, this is another example of dumbing down to satisfy the needs of complete idiots who read heat magazine and say things like "banter!" and "AVE IT LARGEE!".

NO! NO! STOP!

It's not necessarily important for ALL people to read and write! We still need people to answer phones!

Reading through the simplified glossary list, are people really so lazy that they can't add an e to the end of a world like "simpl"? Why should the world make things easier for illiterate morons who can't be bothered to learn to read and write? As Styxx said, they can all go work in call centres where most people can't speak proper English let alone spell.

Or stick them all in a quarry and blow them up with dynamite. What a bunch of fucking fuck cunts, they should all be beaten to death with dictionaries.

do u wnt fryz wif dat ?
Hav u got sum spr chanj ?


Hey, it works!

Fucking leave it alone you smelly fish-woman!

I can't even believe this is real life. How can real people actually even consider this? What the bloody hell?!

I might just kill myself now.....

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING BITCH FUCKING TWAT MORON FUCKING SPASTIC RETARD CUNT

I'm fucking pissed off now!

ALL THE PARENTS NEED TO DO IS FUCKING TEACH THEIR KIDS HOW TO READ AND WRITE WHEN THEY ARE YOUNG SO THAT THEY FUCKING LEARN AND DON'T GROW UP AS COMPLETE IDIOTS!!! IT'S NOT EVEN DIFFICULT FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!

But I suppose a lot of parents think that TV is educational these days. Moreso than spending time with their kids, reading, drawing, and playing with toys...

And people wonder where society is going wrong...

What a load of bollocks. They can't even simplify things correctly.

Beautiful - butiful

Surely it'd be 'byootiful'. Pricks. I didn't work my arse off in English to have some dense cunts piss all over it with shit language use.

As far as I see it, the only change we need to the English language is that the word "thrice" needs to come back into more regular circulation.

Seriously man, shit like this makes me not want to let my childs (if I ever have any) have mobile phones or watch TV or use the internet until they're at least 15, just to avoid their minds being warped. I used to do text speak until I realised how dumb it was (and how "lol" makes you sound like a 13 year old girl).

I used to work with a girl in a bar who handwrote her CV. It contained several "lol"s. She was hired for her size F tits, and nothing else. She was a dumbass, and I can't believe she got accepted into uni to do maths

Styxx wrote:Seriously man, shit like this makes me not want to let my childs

oh the irony