Shouldn't have been trying to fuck it then should you?

Kataklysm/Aborted gig in Glasgow tonight has been cancelled because the bus driver has been arrested for driving over the permitted hours for a coach driver. Now that IS fucking BROKEN!!!!

Firstly, welcome back mr gorebastard!!!!

As for my weekend, well, work has been a bastard all week, as all the backlog is now being worked through (260 million letters and parcels we've been told ), so all weekend i was too fucked to do awt, so my weekend was quiet and nothing untoward happened. As for the 2 of you who are blabbing about nicking yr fingers and it bleeding, i was a butcher for 23 years and i have had some proper cuts and been stitched and stapled properly!!! Wusses

James wrote:In my second year uni house we had a number of similar problems thrashduck (including no central heating for a few months), but perhaps the strangest factor was a fox which we saw run up to the back door one night and make off with my friend's shoe!

The next morning we found that it had dropped it in the nettles near our fence, presumably realizing it was far from edible.

The worst thing about your house last year was that you had to take it in turns to sleep in the lounge! And the electricity meter running out during the LOTR marathon

My uni house in my second year was fine to begin with, it was us (my male housemates, not me) who ruined it slightly. They thought it would be a good idea to set fire to a box of pringles in the lounge, which was not really a good idea after all. We also had the bathroom door kicked in from when someone passed out in there. But at the end of the year we only got charged for where I had ripped plaster off the wall taking down my posters mwaha

Other than that, my CD drive thing on my laptop is being gay and broken.

thrashduck wrote:Well if it's any consolation, in our uni house, we have...

- No lock on the bathroom door
- Leaky sink
- Leaky Toilet
- Central Heating isn't working
- No cushion for the sofa
- Exposed wiring
- Rats and Maggots in the yard
- Slugs

Do you live at Nottingham Rock City?

Immortalicide wrote:Firstly, welcome back mr gorebastard!!!!

As for my weekend, well, work has been a bastard all week, as all the backlog is now being worked through (260 million letters and parcels we've been told ), so all weekend i was too fucked to do awt, so my weekend was quiet and nothing untoward happened. As for the 2 of you who are blabbing about nicking yr fingers and it bleeding, i was a butcher for 23 years and i have had some proper cuts and been stitched and stapled properly!!! Wusses

Oh whatever, I bet you've never experienced the stress of chopping tomatoes that are destined to go on a seafood salad.

Herzeleid wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:Firstly, welcome back mr gorebastard!!!!

As for my weekend, well, work has been a bastard all week, as all the backlog is now being worked through (260 million letters and parcels we've been told ), so all weekend i was too fucked to do awt, so my weekend was quiet and nothing untoward happened. As for the 2 of you who are blabbing about nicking yr fingers and it bleeding, i was a butcher for 23 years and i have had some proper cuts and been stitched and stapled properly!!! Wusses

Oh whatever, I bet you've never experienced the stress of chopping tomatoes that are destined to go on a seafood salad.

no i must confess i havent, and how terrible it must have been. Puts the time when i had to take a guys hand out of a skinning machine into context doesnt it. If i ever see him again, i'll say "hows your hand?" and when he shows me whats left of it, i can say, "at least you werent making a seafood salad!!!" That should make him feel better

Immortalicide wrote:

Herzeleid wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:Firstly, welcome back mr gorebastard!!!!

As for my weekend, well, work has been a bastard all week, as all the backlog is now being worked through (260 million letters and parcels we've been told ), so all weekend i was too fucked to do awt, so my weekend was quiet and nothing untoward happened. As for the 2 of you who are blabbing about nicking yr fingers and it bleeding, i was a butcher for 23 years and i have had some proper cuts and been stitched and stapled properly!!! Wusses

Oh whatever, I bet you've never experienced the stress of chopping tomatoes that are destined to go on a seafood salad.

no i must confess i havent, and how terrible it must have been. Puts the time when i had to take a guys hand out of a skinning machine into context doesnt it. If i ever see him again, i'll say "hows your hand?" and when he shows me whats left of it, i can say, "at least you werent making a seafood salad!!!" That should make him feel better

Yeah, at least he didn't have to handle four different types of fish based products and salad, and put it all in a nice looking fashion for today's discerning customer

.........I have a cold

my knee sometimes clicks when I walk. It's pretty damn brutal.

The Rash wrote:The worst thing about your house last year was that you had to take it in turns to sleep in the lounge! And the electricity meter running out during the LOTR marathon

My uni house in my second year was fine to begin with, it was us (my male housemates, not me) who ruined it slightly. They thought it would be a good idea to set fire to a box of pringles in the lounge, which was not really a good idea after all. We also had the bathroom door kicked in from when someone passed out in there. But at the end of the year we only got charged for where I had ripped plaster off the wall taking down my posters mwaha

Other than that, my CD drive thing on my laptop is being gay and broken.

Haha yeah the LOTR marathon... funny stuff. I felt like Gandalf re-emerging after defeating the Balrog when we ventured out into the dazzling daylight after that.

My landlord gave back every penny of my deposit though, which was cool. I hadn't really made reason for him to charge, except blue-taccing the walls.

so this is basically the whine and moan thread... well my PC is running about as fast as a one armed man doing cartwheels... other than that everything is pretty good.

need to set up my guitar... oh the pain

ive run out of hard drive space so i need to delete some porn