Alright then, I was talking about this in uni today, what exactly does your average paedophile/sex offender like to chow down upon whilst "perusing" the internet?
My votes go for Scotch Eggs, a plate of meat with onions, or a solitary boiled egg, perhaps one they can lick.
First hand experience welcome.
What do paedophiles eat?
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What do paedophiles eat?
by thrashduck on Tue May 05, 2009 11:35 pm
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by meluaz on Tue May 05, 2009 11:40 pm
mabye they like fishsticks...fishsticks in their mouth
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by Herzeleid on Tue May 05, 2009 11:47 pm
They eat Steak and Ale pies and drink local Ales.
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by radioactive rik on Tue May 05, 2009 11:51 pm
thinking about it,i bet cocktail sausages are a favourite among the peados who like young boys.
maybe half a slice of slightly rare/undercooked bacon to lick on if they prefer young girls.
maybe half a slice of slightly rare/undercooked bacon to lick on if they prefer young girls.
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by meluaz on Tue May 05, 2009 11:52 pm
gahahahahhaha
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by Atom on Tue May 05, 2009 11:54 pm
Haha, great thread!
Liver and onions?
Eggs, definitely eggs.
Liver and onions?
Eggs, definitely eggs.
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by James on Wed May 06, 2009 12:00 am
Oh god, not the bacon again!
I wonder what Geoffrey Leonnard has for breakfast?
I wonder what Geoffrey Leonnard has for breakfast?
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by Dian Wei on Wed May 06, 2009 12:02 am
Mashed raw hamburgers marinated in the tears of children's lament.
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by James on Wed May 06, 2009 12:03 am
Fresh pubes on toast, followed by some grapes.
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by thrashduck on Wed May 06, 2009 12:03 am
James wrote:Oh god, not the bacon again!
I wonder what Geoffrey Leonnard has for breakfast?
Scrambled eggs.. hot.. hot... HOT..... HOOOOOOOT!
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by Dian Wei on Wed May 06, 2009 12:03 am
Fungal foot powder in syrup.
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by radioactive rik on Wed May 06, 2009 12:04 am
one paedo got done for a fetish where he tied kids up and rubbed slices of bread all over them to make kid odour sandwiches.
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Re: What do paedophiles eat?
by radioactive rik on Wed May 06, 2009 12:13 am
do 'serial' sex offenders eat rice krispies,weetabix,shreddies etc.....but only the 'childrens' variety packs.
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