SLAYER (Close to the edge?)

by **William Morton** on Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:05 am

When Slayer die and go to Hell they will have to play all thier tracks over and over again in the middle of that scene from Hieronymus Bocsh's Hell painting> Thing > Whatever it's called. There will be demons waiting to pull thier bollocks off and roast 'em if they stop.

by **Thrashface** on Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:41 pm

gamabomb wrote:. they were never as good as nuclear assault anyway.

If you're talking first 5 slayer albums, then this a very, very wrong statement.

by **Bangover** on Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:45 pm

Yeah, Slayer are pretty damn

by **boovidge** on Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:05 pm

comparing slayer and Nukey Assault is a bit stupid, no?

by **Silent Cream** on Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:05 pm

"Imagine an album that took 6 years to make and sounded like it was recorded in a week. Used recycled riffs and old, tiresome cliches....youve just imagined "Christ Illusion", the new album by Slayer."

by **William Morton** on Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:14 pm

Imagine all the people... Living in harmony... They tell me I'm a dreamer... But it just ain't fuckin' so... They tell me to shut the fuck up... So on and on I go... Whoa Who! Yeah, yea, oh...

by **Silent Cream** on Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:21 pm

Yeah John LENIN was the best.

by **William Morton** on Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:58 pm

What's is that 'Burton' record on thier myspace? (just checked 'em). That's pretty shocking... seeing that the guy is a legend and all. SSS written on Cliff Burton's spam. What's that all about?

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:01 am

you're boring mate, thats what it's about

by **Silent Cream** on Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:03 am

Well err i know who i'd rather wake up with..

by **William Morton** on Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:08 am

The Fourth Norseman wrote:you're boring mate, thats what it's about

That's not even witty. It was boring. Sorry.. I may have upset you concerning Heretic. Is there a sexual relationship involved?

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:09 am

lol i barely even like heretic

by **William Morton** on Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:12 am

So what's the grief bro? Were all just having a chat. Exchanging a few insults for fun yes? I have to say it's been a blast. I gotta get back to some playing soon. Are you in a band mate?

by **Silent Cream** on Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:13 am

I hate everyone except SSS and Noisegasm.

by **William Morton** on Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:15 am

I was talking to The f norse up there.