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HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby jonny_boy34 on Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:52 am

My god, this is the best news ever. LOOK AT THE FRONT COVER!!!!!

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=126671

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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby James on Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:55 am

HAHAHAHA, it looks like fucking Narnia. What a retarded idea! :lol:
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby jonny_boy34 on Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:07 am

Look at the press release and hilarious flash snow on the official site, haha:

http://robhalford.com/halford3/h3-flash.html
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby thrasherdave on Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:09 am

Thats actually so mad that its awesome!
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby satanic_goat_christ on Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:05 pm

He looks like a biker version of Father Christmas. Either that or he's trying to be kvlt, in which case someone needs to tell him to replace 'songs' with 'hymns to Satan' and put the whole cover in black and white.
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby RedBurp on Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:50 pm

This is going to be awesome or crap.
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby meluaz on Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:28 pm

this probably be better than nostrodamus
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby Plodman on Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:38 pm

Gah - this concept has already been overdone!
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby jonny_boy34 on Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:07 pm

Come on, it's Halford. Don't you get how hilariously brilliant this is?
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby meluaz on Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:54 pm

yeah i agree with john, this is 100 percent pure amazing! plus i love christmas!
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby jonny_boy34 on Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:01 pm

Yeah, it's not about the concept and whether or not it's been overdone - it's about the fact that the next, long awaited album by the Halford band, is called 'Winter Songs', has 'Come All Ye Faithful' on it, and has that front cover. And that, my friends, is good news.
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby James on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:38 pm

"Winter Songs", I can't...
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby thrashduck on Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:50 am

Come.. all ye.. cos he's... gay...
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby origamikid on Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:59 am

Hahahaha i wonder what this will be like compared to Twisted christmas

But still! Amazing front cover and I am sure this will be funny as hell! I hope he actually does some metal songs, but with christmas lyrics. if it is all slow stuff it will be rubbish. But if he takes a painkiller-esce christmas approach it will be classic.

Chrorus to Painkiller could be all like: THIS, IS, FA-THER CHRISTMAS
THISSS
ISSS
FA-THER CHRISTMAS

Riding on his sled,
The whole world he will please,
Dressed in red he fly's out the skies
Spreading Christmas Glee

Those on the naughty list
A piece of coal for thee
You better be asleep cause he was seeeeee

ETC...etc...would be more epic then anything ever!
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Re: HALFORD'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!

Postby satanic_goat_christ on Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:58 am

origamikid wrote:Chrorus to Painkiller could be all like: THIS, IS, FA-THER CHRISTMAS
THISSS
ISSS
FA-THER CHRISTMAS

Riding on his sled,
The whole world he will please,
Dressed in red he fly's out the skies
Spreading Christmas Glee

Those on the naughty list
A piece of coal for thee
You better be asleep cause he was seeeeee


This just convinced me it's gonna rule, whether he does that or not. I mean, any Christmas carol type thing with Halford screeching over it will be amazing, at least for a few listens.
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