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Postby zykloned on Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:36 am

Give her a surprise facial.

And give me her address!!

I'll deliver her a package of my own

;-)
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:12 pm

Immortalicide wrote:I deliver parcels all the time to porn start Skye Taylor, and she isnt shy either!!!!

shame shes one of those big plastic titted bmbos though!!


oi oi oi!!!

does she ever invite you in for hot drinks? :wink: :lol:
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Postby caspio on Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:27 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Mind you, I don't expect anyone apart from the brothers Henderson (of Amok notoriety) to agree with me seeing as people on this board can actually watch The Office without wanting to put their head into a wood chipper.


I thought I was the only one here! I dont know why but i never got on with the office. Loved Extras tho. I must admit I'm not sure if peep show S4 was as good as 1-3 but I did still thoroughly enjoy it!
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Postby ribbons69 on Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:22 am

GoreBastard wrote:
Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Joy of work is the £500 fireworks I stole last year and the £200 ones the other week.


We get fireworks coming through our place... Some company called Black Cat Fireworks... Last year I nicked one out of a box, but it busted in my pocket and got fucking gun-powder all over my white couch. What a bastard.

Well,at least it didn't explode in your pocket and spread your testicles all over the couch.
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Postby Lev on Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:31 am

Black Cat fireworks are fanny.
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:38 am

Resilience Records wrote:Fraze man, take jon with you next time you go...!


Yes please. Do they dabble in prostitution also?
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