Remember when The Simpsons was good

by **Lev** on Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:15 pm

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn, it's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

by **Povey** on Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:37 pm

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer :[Sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

and because no one has done it yet

Comicbookguy : Worst <blank> ever.

by **Lev** on Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:39 pm

Worst phrase ever.

by **Povey** on Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:18 pm

Suprise suprise, I knew you of all people would reply to that.

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:20 pm

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

by **Lev** on Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:22 pm

Povey wrote:Suprise suprise, I knew you of all people would reply to that.

I thought Sam would have been the more likely suspect.

by **Povey** on Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:45 pm

Its always who you least suspect.

by **Metal Iain** on Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:10 am

The Fourth Norseman wrote:Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

One of the best Homer monologues is when he's going to visit the Duff Brewery and gets out of sync.

Homer: *says* 'Roll in at 9, punch out at 5!'
Homer: *thinks* 'Well, off to the plant!'
Homer: *says* 'Then to the Duff Brewery... '
Homer: *thinks* 'Uh oh! Did I say that or did I just think it?! I've got to think of a lie fast!'
Marge: 'Homer are you planning to go to the Duff Brewery?'
Homer: *screams and runs out of the room*

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:31 am

I'm going out now...to stalk...lenny and karl...

by **James** on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:15 am

Haha, Homer is the best cartoon character ever I'd say.

by **Bangover** on Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:14 am

He is generally considered...

by **Povey** on Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:19 am

Tough call between him and Cartman I would say.

Homer wins just only just mind.

by **Metal Iain** on Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:10 pm

Homer, Burns and Skinner all have brilliant lines. I like Futurama so much for the same reason - the characters always have great lines.

Hermes: It's time to limbo like only a Jamaican can!
Fry: Jamaican?! I thought you some kind of outer-space, potato man!

Hermes: You're a crazy, penniless, lobster doctor. No part of you should ever be a comedian!

Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

by **GoreBastard** on Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:10 pm

One of my favourite episodes was the clown college one. The bit when Homer's in work and everyone's on fire, but he sees them as dancing clowns... Great!

Or the one when Flanders opens his leftorium and homer wants him out of business. Why are they so shit these days!

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:55 pm

'Aww! You made me miss Joe Theismann!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ1iVRRu6w0

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