There has been much talk on here about crap names for thrash bands, so what about good names that either haven't been used before or only taken by a unknown acts?

My suggestions;

Fight 'Til Death
Warmonger

Arseripper

Scrote Flanger

XIZIMIWITIWIMISIX <- think about the logo for that!!!!

thrash metal maniac wrote:XIZIMIWITIWIMISIX <- think about the logo for that!!!!

Isn't he the first choice left back for Poland?

terrorizer wrote:Warmonger

I was gonna call my band that years ago.

Other names that would be cool are:

Sloppy Butt Fuck
Roid Rage (hahaha)
Shit Twatter
Infected Cunt Spore
Fly Kicking Ninja Bollocks
Shit Covered Cock Fuck

Bah, I dunno.

Harlotte Church!

But I've got the patent on that and will use it if Fat Calum from Amok ever dumps his Sand Monster of a girlfriend and learns how to play guitar well.

Metal Iain wrote:Harlotte Church!

But I've got the patent on that and will use it if Fat Calum from Amok ever dumps his Sand Monster of a girlfriend and learns how to play guitar well.

when we used to be friends, and in a time before you tried to kill me with glass, corkscrews, and beer bottles at any given moment, Harlotte Church was all set for world domination! but no, you had to sack me, even though, i clearly have the better writing abilities, for chasing a cat, you even ripped my favourite hat, you complete turdlington

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Harlotte Church!

But I've got the patent on that and will use it if Fat Calum from Amok ever dumps his Sand Monster of a girlfriend and learns how to play guitar well.

when we used to be friends, and in a time before you tried to kill me with glass, corkscrews, and beer bottles at any given moment, Harlotte Church was all set for world domination! but no, you had to sack me, even though, i clearly have the better writing abilities, for chasing a cat, you even ripped my favourite hat, you complete turdlington

It's your bird!



P.S. I wrote Balls of Steel so I win. Plus I can sweep pick. So there!

djlhn

thrash metal maniac wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Harlotte Church!

it's already been done....

So has Martina Hingis but I'd still do her.

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Harlotte Church!

But I've got the patent on that and will use it if Fat Calum from Amok ever dumps his Sand Monster of a girlfriend and learns how to play guitar well.

when we used to be friends, and in a time before you tried to kill me with glass, corkscrews, and beer bottles at any given moment, Harlotte Church was all set for world domination! but no, you had to sack me, even though, i clearly have the better writing abilities, for chasing a cat, you even ripped my favourite hat, you complete turdlington

It's your bird!



P.S. I wrote Balls of Steel so I win. Plus I can sweep pick. So there!

nah, i wrote that song, you disowned it coz i wrote the best chorus ever, and you couldnt accept it, plus, you never phoned max, the best singer ever, he was literally better than dickinson, and you had to ruin it all

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Harlotte Church!

But I've got the patent on that and will use it if Fat Calum from Amok ever dumps his Sand Monster of a girlfriend and learns how to play guitar well.

when we used to be friends, and in a time before you tried to kill me with glass, corkscrews, and beer bottles at any given moment, Harlotte Church was all set for world domination! but no, you had to sack me, even though, i clearly have the better writing abilities, for chasing a cat, you even ripped my favourite hat, you complete turdlington

It's your bird!



P.S. I wrote Balls of Steel so I win. Plus I can sweep pick. So there!

nah, i wrote that song, you disowned it coz i wrote the best chorus ever, and you couldnt accept it, plus, you never phoned max, the best singer ever, he was literally better than dickinson, and you had to ruin it all

I wrote it! I have it tabbed on Powertab to prove it. Plus, PLUS I wrote the Wild Child rip off. I didn't phone Max but I did text him whilst dropping my ring in the QM and said that we'd phone him when we found a drummer.

Me and Geoff are forming a Duran Duran tribute band now anyway. I'm Simon Le Bon and he's Nick Rhoads, the imaginary keyboarding-playing giraffe.

Giraffe Giraffe

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Harlotte Church!

But I've got the patent on that and will use it if Fat Calum from Amok ever dumps his Sand Monster of a girlfriend and learns how to play guitar well.

when we used to be friends, and in a time before you tried to kill me with glass, corkscrews, and beer bottles at any given moment, Harlotte Church was all set for world domination! but no, you had to sack me, even though, i clearly have the better writing abilities, for chasing a cat, you even ripped my favourite hat, you complete turdlington

It's your bird!



P.S. I wrote Balls of Steel so I win. Plus I can sweep pick. So there!

nah, i wrote that song, you disowned it coz i wrote the best chorus ever, and you couldnt accept it, plus, you never phoned max, the best singer ever, he was literally better than dickinson, and you had to ruin it all

I wrote it! I have it tabbed on Powertab to prove it. Plus, PLUS I wrote the Wild Child rip off. I didn't phone Max but I did text him whilst dropping my ring in the QM and said that we'd phone him when we found a drummer.

Me and Geoff are forming a Duran Duran tribute band now anyway. I'm Simon Le Bon and he's Nick Rhoads, the imaginary keyboarding-playing giraffe.

Thanks for hijacking the thread with your arguing. Kindly bugger off and do it somewhere else.

terrorizer wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Harlotte Church!

But I've got the patent on that and will use it if Fat Calum from Amok ever dumps his Sand Monster of a girlfriend and learns how to play guitar well.

when we used to be friends, and in a time before you tried to kill me with glass, corkscrews, and beer bottles at any given moment, Harlotte Church was all set for world domination! but no, you had to sack me, even though, i clearly have the better writing abilities, for chasing a cat, you even ripped my favourite hat, you complete turdlington

It's your bird!



P.S. I wrote Balls of Steel so I win. Plus I can sweep pick. So there!

nah, i wrote that song, you disowned it coz i wrote the best chorus ever, and you couldnt accept it, plus, you never phoned max, the best singer ever, he was literally better than dickinson, and you had to ruin it all

I wrote it! I have it tabbed on Powertab to prove it. Plus, PLUS I wrote the Wild Child rip off. I didn't phone Max but I did text him whilst dropping my ring in the QM and said that we'd phone him when we found a drummer.

Me and Geoff are forming a Duran Duran tribute band now anyway. I'm Simon Le Bon and he's Nick Rhoads, the imaginary keyboarding-playing giraffe.

Thanks for hijacking the thread with your arguing. Kindly bugger off and do it somewhere else.

Bugger off yourself!

That's not arguing, that's a frank and honest exchange of opinions.

Metal Iain wrote:

terrorizer wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Harlotte Church!

But I've got the patent on that and will use it if Fat Calum from Amok ever dumps his Sand Monster of a girlfriend and learns how to play guitar well.

when we used to be friends, and in a time before you tried to kill me with glass, corkscrews, and beer bottles at any given moment, Harlotte Church was all set for world domination! but no, you had to sack me, even though, i clearly have the better writing abilities, for chasing a cat, you even ripped my favourite hat, you complete turdlington

It's your bird!



P.S. I wrote Balls of Steel so I win. Plus I can sweep pick. So there!

nah, i wrote that song, you disowned it coz i wrote the best chorus ever, and you couldnt accept it, plus, you never phoned max, the best singer ever, he was literally better than dickinson, and you had to ruin it all

I wrote it! I have it tabbed on Powertab to prove it. Plus, PLUS I wrote the Wild Child rip off. I didn't phone Max but I did text him whilst dropping my ring in the QM and said that we'd phone him when we found a drummer.

Me and Geoff are forming a Duran Duran tribute band now anyway. I'm Simon Le Bon and he's Nick Rhoads, the imaginary keyboarding-playing giraffe.

Thanks for hijacking the thread with your arguing. Kindly bugger off and do it somewhere else.

Bugger off yourself!

That's not arguing, that's a frank and honest exchange of opinions.

That are OT, so double bugger off yourself.