Funny moments in Thrash??

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:06 am

People just need to stop taking life so seriously. A small boy being raped is a lot more serious than a song called "The Butcher Strikes Back" for example. Just to put things into perspective. Metal is hilarious. Rob Haldoford for exampledsdsd. ,mn ,girtepoqepweoirquewoitur[gowjb

by **thrash metal maniac** on Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:35 pm

It's about having fun in what you're doing, Destruction were clearly having fun. but their lyrics obviously weren't supposed to be hilarious, they just are, which makes more fun surely?!?!

by **Immortalicide** on Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:55 pm

James wrote:
boovidge wrote:
Bestial Bill wrote:If anyone thinks Destruction or Sodom are 'funny' thrash, they should fuck off back to their 'safe' Bay Area bollocks.

yeah i'm sure all Destruction and Sodom lyrics are supposed to be taken seriously

Well come on, it's clear that neither band's appeal lies in their comedy credentials.

I turn the cross upside down
and read Satanic Bible with fucking grown
my life begins at midnight twelve
masturbate to kill myself
BLAAASFEEEEEMERRRRRR

:lol:

by **Clare** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:45 am

Bloodkrishna wrote: talking about Tom,
Sean Killian of Vio-Lence is fucking funny too,

try the song Phobophobia in eternal nightmare

he sings these words in 5 sec. [!!!! ]

"Keeps me looking over my shoulder
I'm hiding 'til the fear is over
Running down the street
I'll never look to see just what it might be"

Killian is amazing! He sings it without any breaks! :shock:

Stacy Anderson is good at very fast singing too!
In "There are no rules" he sings like this:

"Shakeyourfistattheskydidyourgodupanddiedidyourheroeverliedoesyourbraineverfry
THERE ARE NO RULES
THERE ARE NO RULES!
[4 seconds :shock:

]
Letthethundercrymeanletthegodsmakeascenehowyoucanfightitoutthrowyourheadbackandshout
THERE ARE NO RULES
THERE ARE NO RULES!"
[next 4 seconds :shock:

]

it sounds quite funny.

Sodom "Surfin' Bird" is funny too! :lol:

Crazy song!
And some songs by Tankard!

Anthrax & Public Enemy - "Bring tha noise" also makes me smile.
Guys from Anthrax dancing to the rap music and Scot Ian rapping looks funny to me. :lol:

But they aren't funny at all.
It isn't funny at all, when you are a member of one of the best thrash metal bands ever
and you are dancing to the rap music with guys from Public Enemy in the stupid video!
Yes. There's definitely nothing funny in this.

by **thrashduck** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:48 am

Clare wrote: But they aren't funny at all.
It isn't funny at all, when you are a member of one of the best thrash metal bands ever
and you are dancing to the rap music with guys from Public Enemy in the stupid video!
Yes. There's definitely nothing funny in this.

Although I do still find that kinda funny...

by **James** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:25 am

Immortalicide wrote:
James wrote:
boovidge wrote:
Bestial Bill wrote:If anyone thinks Destruction or Sodom are 'funny' thrash, they should fuck off back to their 'safe' Bay Area bollocks.

yeah i'm sure all Destruction and Sodom lyrics are supposed to be taken seriously

Well come on, it's clear that neither band's appeal lies in their comedy credentials.

I turn the cross upside down
and read Satanic Bible with fucking grown
my life begins at midnight twelve
masturbate to kill myself
BLAAASFEEEEEMERRRRRR

Of course, but that's not why people listen to Sodom is it??

by **thrash metal maniac** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:30 pm

Deliverence (US) have done some funny tracks, Chipped Beef comes to mind, it's just a metal song where the lyrics are just the singer talking through the recipe for chipped beef :lol:

Just heard a song by a band called Epidemic, it was called 'Thigh Rubbage' made me chuckle

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:46 pm

Talking of recipes and humour, Tool's track 'Die Eier Von Satan' on the Aenima album, which sounds like a crazy nazi march, actually translates to 'The Eggs Of Satan' and is a recipe for hash cakes. But they cleverly realised that people will read it as 'The eye of Satan' and think it's a nazi chant.

by **STD_Caps** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:09 pm

Und Kein Eier.

by **Stevedot2** on Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:14 pm

Matt from Evile playing the entire set at Oxford with his flies undone!

by **thrash metal maniac** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:02 pm

The end of Desecrator by Exhorder is pretty funny, he says some VERY fast lyrics :shock:

by **FaceTheSlayer** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:26 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote::lol:

The end of Desecrator by Exhorder is pretty funny, he says some VERY fast lyrics

I think Anal Lust is pretty funny too.

"Lust
Anal lust
Up the butt
Lousy slut
Virginities lost
Up the butt
Lousy slut
Down on your knees bitch
Anal lust... HUH!"