Shugmaster wrote:Metal Iain wrote:Def Leppard - White Lightning
Thanks to the cunt-bags in the SNP, the price of white lightning in Scotland may go up by 75%.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
So it will now cost about 80p a bottle.
Rainstorm Project - Purple Eyes
£5.35-ish, you fool!
Buckfast will remain fixed, though.

My problem is that they seem to be spectacularly missing the point of why Scots drink. Furthermore, if alcohol becomes a less economically viable option for neds and so forth, they'll just take to drinking Listerine and, eventually, Toilet Duck. It's exactly how Russia ended up such a shit hole and they have way more oil than us.
I'm considering voting for the Scottish Conservatives at the next opportunity.
Def Leppard - Personal Property





