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Postby GoreBastard on Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:08 am

A mate of mine just showed me this site:

http://www.hrionline.ac.uk/luceneweb/ba ... y#firsthil
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Postby Dian Wei on Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:42 pm

Killed for being bum fucked by a dog. :lol:
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby GoreBastard on Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:08 pm

I read another one where a guy was sentenced to death..... Because he couldn't read........... What the fuck! :shame:
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Postby boovidge on Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:11 pm

what would the sentence be for having sex with a dog now?
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Postby Atom on Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:13 pm

Highly paid porn star.
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Postby boovidge on Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:27 pm

hmmm... :-k
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Postby GoreBastard on Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:28 pm

Atom wrote:Highly paid porn star.


True, but I still think that people who can't read should get the death sentence today though.
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Postby boovidge on Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:29 pm

yeah that's a good one

'I hearby sentence you to death because you received a bad education. Justice FTW'
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Postby MartinC on Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:38 pm

GoreBastard wrote:
Atom wrote:Highly paid porn star.


True, but I still think that people who can't read should get the death sentence today though.


I can't read.
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Postby Destruction on Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:38 pm

hahah I love stuff like this, brilliant. I'm having trouble reading this myself, fucking yee olde english bollocks.
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Postby GoreBastard on Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:56 pm

MartinC wrote:
GoreBastard wrote:
Atom wrote:Highly paid porn star.


True, but I still think that people who can't read should get the death sentence today though.


I can't read.


"Tis of with thy head then"... Or some bollocks like that.
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:00 pm

haha

some people used to get jailed/killed for the most ridiculous things, see who can find the funniest/best one!!!
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Postby Destruction on Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:27 pm

There seems to be quite a lack of racist ones, which is a shame. I thought england used to be cool like that :doh:
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Postby GoreBastard on Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:41 am

Destruction wrote:There seems to be quite a lack of racist ones, which is a shame. I thought england used to be cool like that :doh:


No you're still right. We were totally awesome racist bastards. The racist cases didn't make it to court. If someone non-english was a victim of crime, he'd be the one that got executed, and the criminal would be awarded erm, gold coins or someting. haha
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Postby TheSmilingGoat on Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:25 am

do you think thats the first record of beastiality???


P.s. damn you martin, i was going to say that
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