An hilarious tales to recount?

One of my mates is a wonderful sleep walker. I was once woken up by him tripping over me whilst he was trying to piss on my TV in the middle of the night. I tried to direct him to the toilet, but he insisted on going into the kitchen saying he was looking for a P for his piss...
Next thing I know, he's gone upstairs into my parents bedroom. So I pulled him out of there and into the bathroom where he pissed all over the toilet seat and floor whilst pulling faces in the mirror.

He's also managed to lock himself outside and had to knock on a window in the morning to get someone to let him back in.

Hilarious, once when my sister was a kid she sleepwalked outside and then woke up and started banging on the door but no one heard. Our neighbours heard and asked what was going on and my sister told them my parents had locked her out and our neighbours thought my parents where NSPCC material

My brother sang Whiskey In The Jar in his sleep once! Also me mate told me that he woke himself up singing a Bee Gees song in his sleep!

I sometimes do stupid things in that strange state when you're kind of awake but not really with it.

e.g. deciding that my covers need to be folded in half and rolled up, or that the sheet needs to be taken off them so the buttons need to be ripped open.

Stupid things like that!

Metalbrew Stu wrote:An hilarious tales to recount?

One of my mates is a wonderful sleep walker. I was once woken up by him tripping over me whilst he was trying to piss on my TV in the middle of the night. I tried to direct him to the toilet, but he insisted on going into the kitchen saying he was looking for a P for his piss...
Next thing I know, he's gone upstairs into my parents bedroom. So I pulled him out of there and into the bathroom where he pissed all over the toilet seat and floor whilst pulling faces in the mirror.

He's also managed to lock himself outside and had to knock on a window in the morning to get someone to let him back in.

Who was that? I vaguely remember that story.

Jamie once told us a story that he woke himself up by laughing in his sleep because he was dreaming that he called one of our friends an "idiot fuck fuck".

I can't remember any hilarious tales of my own at the moment though.

When I was a kid I used to walk out of my bed, sit on the landing and do a strange mixture of laughing and crying until my mum came and was suitably freaked out/guided me back to bed.

No but I fall out of beds ALL the time if they're not mine. There's nothing I fear more than waking up on my arse in a dark and unfamilar room. When I do, I scream... very loudly.

thrashduck wrote:a strange mixture of laughing and crying

Crywanking

The Fourth Norseman wrote:

thrashduck wrote:a strange mixture of laughing and crying

Crywanking

Did you mean walking?

I thought not...

thrashduck wrote:

The Fourth Norseman wrote:

thrashduck wrote:a strange mixture of laughing and crying

Crywanking

Did you mean walking?

I thought not...

Sleepwanker (new megadeth song)

Lets not get into the whole crywanking genre ok?

Metal Ian:

I dont tend to fall out of beds but I once fell out my bed onto a glass full of orange juice so I cut myself and got covered in orange juice...

My sister used to sleepwalk and do all sorts of weird stuff when she was a kid, like grinding her teeth really loud!!! Once, when we were at my dads for the weekend, we were watching auf wiedershein pet, and she had fell asleep on the sofa, she frightened the fuck out of me and my dad by sitting bolt upright with her eyes wide open talking some weird shit which wasnt english, but sounded almost like a real language. This lasted for about 30 seconds, then she lay back down fast asleep again!!! When my dad woke her up she didnt believe us!!! Seriously, it was almost like the exorcist!!!
There was also the time when my stepdad was doing some home improvements to the farmhouse i grew up in, and he was putting a new staircase in the dining room, and he had ripped out the one in the living room. We were all woken by the screaming when she went to walk down a non existant staircase in the wee early hours!!!
As for me, the only time i know of that i have ever sleepwalked is when i woke up once and became aware that i was standing up. The room was utterly pitch black and i put my arms out and could feel nothing!!! I slowly moved forward til i found a wall, then a light and found i was in the living room of the farm, and had walked down 2 flights of stairs and through 2 room before i woke up Scary as fuck when you are only young

Torso once did something like that, we (I) were watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force. When he sat bolt upright look and me and did the most insane laugh i have ever heard. Something like "uhhhahaHA!" then went straight back to sleep.

I woke my wife up the other week by laughing in my sleep. When she woke me to stop me I remembered I had been dreaming about making a film with Borat.
I have a habit of wandering around in my sleep after a heavy night's drinking. Pretty much guaranteed I'll be off somewhere after one of those nights. The wife says she just usually lets me get on with it. I wander around for a bit, usually go for a pee and then it's back to bed. Bizarre really.

My mate (Rich from Chaos Incarcerated, if any of you Brum lot know him) once got up in the night when he was staying at someone's house and pissed all over his mate's Pod effects pedal

When I was on holiday recently, I fell asleep in our room while my bro was still watching tv, but apparently my eyes were still open, and he was talking to me trying to wake me up, but I was just staring at him and not responding. He thought I was dead haha. When I finally woke up, I asked him how he had felt when he thought I was dead, and all he said was that he was freaked out cos he'd never seen a dead body before!