The best thing to do is apply Office quotes to the metal world. Our old bassist and I do it all the time:
Tom Araya: I've just been with Jeff and he's written some songs for the new album Christ Illusion, list for me 5 songs that you've written for the new record.
Kerry King: I'll give you 3 and two more if you need them.
Tom Araya: Okay...
Kerry King: 'Catalyst'... 'Cult'... ... 'Catatonic'...?
Tom Araya: I'm sorry Kerry, that's metal talk and I know you hate that.
Reanimator - Saturday 31st March - Birmingham
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BUMP! This evening of Heavy Metal Mania will be this Saturday! Come down and enjoy cake and four fine purveyors of proper metal!
'Summon the cleansing of this world! Armageddon unleashed upon Earth!'
- Bestial Bill
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Thanks to everyone who came down, and the four bands for kicking so much arse! We actually sold out the venue, so roll on next weekend's Gama Bomb show!
'Summon the cleansing of this world! Armageddon unleashed upon Earth!'
- Bestial Bill
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Reanimator Luke wrote:Are you going to have the new EP along this Saturday? I know technically it won't have been released yet...
Chops from Sarpanitum won't stop telling me how great it is.
Yeah, i got one at the onslaught gig and it is pretty damn good!!

- Immortalicide
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Yep, we have officially sold out now, I'm sitting here surrounded by cocaine and hookers that I bought with our ill-gotten profits. 
It was an awesome night, thanks to everyone who made it down and especially the bands for laying waste to everyone. Seregon were immense and their CD is indeed an ass-kicker of the highest order.

It was an awesome night, thanks to everyone who made it down and especially the bands for laying waste to everyone. Seregon were immense and their CD is indeed an ass-kicker of the highest order.
I killed Reanimator.
- Reanimator Luke
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Thanks again for having us down, will happily slay Brum again when asked! \m/
ZT: "Seregon, Vicious, Venemous, UK Thrash!" 5/5
Terrorizer: "6th Best Unsigned Band 2008" 9/10
Terrorizer: "5th Best Unsigned Band 2007" 8/10
http://www.myspace.com/seregonuk
http://twitter.com/seregonuk
http://www.seregon.co.uk

Terrorizer: "6th Best Unsigned Band 2008" 9/10
Terrorizer: "5th Best Unsigned Band 2007" 8/10
http://www.myspace.com/seregonuk
http://twitter.com/seregonuk
http://www.seregon.co.uk

- Seregon-James
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