James wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:P.P.P.S. This morning I remembered that time I stole your phone off you, rubbed it on the crack of my arse, then dumped it in your pint. Oh how I laughed!

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, unbeatable triple ownage!

I know.

Possibly my finest hour.

Only thing you could have done to top that is shag his mum straight after.

Unless she's dead, but then you could have just make a joke about her death.

Metal Iain wrote:

James wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:P.P.P.S. This morning I remembered that time I stole your phone off you, rubbed it on the crack of my arse, then dumped it in your pint. Oh how I laughed!

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, unbeatable triple ownage!

I know.

Possibly my finest hour.

Incredible villainy there Iain!

He's fucking fast actually. Bastard.

amok wrote:He's fucking fast actually. Bastard.

Me?

I'm not fast; I just have cat-like reflexes.

Actually, that time you wanted a crisp off me in the pub so I waited till you had turned away, gobbed in the packet, then offered you one was probably worse. Neither was as funny as that time I accidentally kicked you in the balls, though.