Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Dreams when you're stoned are fucking daft.

Yes!

Whenever I go to sleep stoned it always ends in some really bizarre dreams, I remember one where I decided to cut all of my limbs off for no apparent reason, and I was just left thinking ''Yup, I probably shouldn't have done that''.

When I was at school, I once had a dream that my tongue fell out and I had to chase it and then Robert Lander took it and ran off with it. Awful, awful.

wait.

lev smokes weed???

The Fourth Norseman wrote:wait.

lev smokes weed???

Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe he means whilst being pelted with rocks.

I was waiting for someone to finally notice.


But no, I don't, the rest of my band does. I was around the smoke long enough to get high passively. Probably the same again tonight. I hope more leaves fall from trees. A leaf hit the ground on the way home and my ears picked it up as someone pouring a cup of water on the ground. It was odd. And the streetlights in the trees looked all fun. But the munchies are shite.

Sounds like Lev has reefer madness, we better get him before it gets ugly

I don't get the infamous munchies, I'm just always hungry anyway. I'm starving right now, and I've just had some cheese on toast.

I've just had sex.

jonny_boy34 wrote:

thrashduck wrote:Another reoccuring dream of mine is my arms going all numb and weak as soon as I have to use them to fight. Happens whatever situation i'm in, whether I'm defending myself from zombies or killing a bad guy or just punching my mum.

Bloody christ, I've had that dream many times! For example where bad motherfuckers in the street try and to mug you and you try and beat them up but you can't do anything because you're so weak and rubbish. But luckily you wake up before anything bad happens to you. I wonder if you died in your dream, would you die in real life, like the Matrix?

Yeah I get the numb fighting thing too, it sucks. I did once "die" in a dream, it was weird kinda like a flashback style dream of when I was in hospital with my broken leg, anyways something went wrong and all these alarms and stuff were going off, loads of docs and nurses round me, one of them says were loosing him and then I woke up to find i had 2 alarm clocks going off and my Phone ringing!

MartinC wrote:I've just had sex.

Ooh, you're 'ard... showing off...

No... not up the arse.

Bangover wrote:Sounds like Lev has reefer madness, we better get him before it gets ugly

Semen stained.

MartinC wrote:I've just had sex.

Wankclaw sex?

You knows it, blud.

Lev got stoned

The walking home thing is funny, I once had headphones in walking down this really long dark footpath with trees on either side, and suddenly heard fast footsteps behind me, and there actually was a person, out jogging (i tihnk it was like 5am), it scared the shit out of me so badly

One of my weirdest dreams was when I got abducted by aliens, it happened about 6 years ago (before I took any drugs, before you say anything ) it went a bit like this- me and mate were walking down the street (near to where I live) and it was misty and evening-ish.. I saw an orange light in the sky that looked like a street light colour, then I noticed it was five round lights in a circle, and it was a ufo... my mate didn't believe me and told me it was just a street light.. then abother one appeared and everything went compltetly white, next thing, it was daytime and i was in my room looking out the window (i have a view over this really big valley sort of thing) with all my family and friends, and there were these 5-orange-light silver ufos in the sky in a kind of a grid, for as far as i could see! Woke up straight away, i was VERY sketched out!!

This guy I know said he's died in his dreams before, in one of them he got nuked!

I don't really get stoned dreams, get weirder ones when Im pissed, but they are both kind of similar- always completely spun out locations, people you know that you dont know, things that happen but you dont really know what/why/how etc, its like a really weird experience, but why is it so hard to explain those really strange dreams??