UKThash Song Writing Malarky

by **Holy Crap! Lions!** on Sun May 27, 2007 5:12 am

You know the game, add some more lyrics so we have a complete song by the end. So far we got this monstrosity.

The Smell Of Beer And Chips

riff

Grab some booze, get into town
Check out that metal night those pricks on UKThrash were talking about
These guys have long hair and smell bad
I think I see Martin pissing in the corner

Tonight it's Deadfall and Municipal Waste
Short Sharp Shock are on Earche now
Damn, I wish those fat fucks would hurry up and sign us
This gig sucks, I wanna see some tits

As I turn to leave Martin approaches me mumbling about Rager as he physically urinates on himself
Oh well, at least Pitiful Reign aren't here

by **Pez** on Sun May 27, 2007 11:35 am

by **thrash metal maniac** on Sun May 27, 2007 1:42 pm

here's a chorus:

UK...

Thrash....

hit a chick....

with your lash

:dance:

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun May 27, 2007 2:13 pm

All the sorts of fun can be had
In the place of wonder and enjoyment
Sometimes there may be a paedophilic inappropriate picture posted
And I don't agree with that in the workplace

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sun May 27, 2007 2:15 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:All the sorts of fun can be had
In the place of wonder and enjoyment
Sometimes there may be a paedophilic inappropriate picture posted
And I don't agree with that in the workplace

You're an absolute bastard! I was gonna use I don't agree with that in the work place.

by **thrashduck** on Sun May 27, 2007 2:50 pm

Good work. I'll post summit at some point.

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Sun May 27, 2007 3:09 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:All the sorts of fun can be had
In the place of wonder and enjoyment
Sometimes there may be a paedophilic inappropriate picture posted
And I don't agree with that in the workplace

by **ThrashMetalLuci** on Sun May 27, 2007 6:35 pm

I bought a copy of bangers and thrash
Martin thinks Pitiful Reign are gash
Tonight we're gonna drink some beer
And get in the pit and thrash, thrash, thrash......

*guitar solo*

by **MartinC** on Sun May 27, 2007 7:36 pm

Roses are red, violets are blue
Shut the fuck up, you're all fucking cunts.

by **STD_Caps** on Sun May 27, 2007 8:04 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:All the sorts of fun can be had
In the place of wonder and enjoyment
Sometimes there may be a paedophilic inappropriate picture posted
And I don't agree with that in the workplace

Really good jon. Even if I just think of this it makes me chuckle. Well done.

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun May 27, 2007 9:42 pm

Thank you.

And Stu, you've got plenty of other quotes to choose from!

by **Matt_reign** on Mon May 28, 2007 5:31 pm

MartinC wrote:Roses are red, violets are blue
Shut the fuck up, you're all fucking cunts.

best one yet.