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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby GoreBastard on Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:33 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Still so very shocked. The only part of gladiators i liked was the weird treadmills at the end of the assault coarse.


What about "Hang Tough" when either Jet or Lightning was the gladiator.
I'd pay to have Jets legs around me trying to yank me off to the floor.

Jet was fucking fit.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:34 pm

She is probably so out of work now that she would do it.... for skag.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Leighsus on Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:47 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Then they all just make out and start fucking in the middle because of how gay it is.

Are you saying you WOULDN'T want to see someone on steroids fucking a robot with a chainsaw attached to it?
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby terrorizer on Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:54 pm

GoreBastard wrote:What about "Hang Tough" when either Jet or Lightning was the gladiator.
I'd pay to have Jets legs around me trying to wank me off.


Who wouldn't?
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:58 pm

Leighsus wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:Then they all just make out and start fucking in the middle because of how gay it is.

Are you saying you WOULDN'T want to see someone on steroids fucking a robot with a chainsaw attached to it?


Yes, I am not Japanese.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Lev on Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:59 pm

No, you're shit.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:05 pm

Wana Cyber?

Your E-Penis must be massive.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Lev on Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:35 pm

Much bigger than your e-fanny.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:37 pm

Then we should be all good for a rub down.

*Prepares E...er woman's johnny that i can't remember the name of*
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Lev on Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:39 pm

Femidom

Speaking of which, have you seen these bastards?...
http://www.rapestop.net/
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:47 pm

I swear they had another name...

How the hell does that thing work... OH! IT HAS TEETH!

Nasty, but tbh if someone is prepared to rape someone what is to stop them kicking the shit into them, removing it, then raping them?
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Lev on Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:50 pm

The whole point (pun intended) is once you've discovered it, it's too late. It's stuck on your todger.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:21 pm

Ahh yes i failed to realise that would happen. I are fail.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Metal Iain on Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:12 pm

I just briefly watched Gladiators: Legends Return there. Lightning is still hot as fuck!

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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Lev on Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:39 pm

Ahh, this thread. Well, as happy as I was to see Gladiators return, it was shite. Major rubbish.
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