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Re: Joke Thread

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:33 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Got this one in text form off a mate yesterday:

'My wee cousin is getting to the age where she is starting to ask awkward questions about sex. Just yesterday she asked, "Why can't we tell mummy about this?"'

I laughed.


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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Atom on Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:18 pm

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Cowert Si wrote:There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


Brilliant.


Haha, yes! That is marvelous!
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Immortalicide on Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:37 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Got this one in text form off a mate yesterday:

'My wee cousin is getting to the age where she is starting to ask awkward questions about sex. Just yesterday she asked, "Why can't we tell mummy about this?"'

I laughed.


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agreed, hilarious!!! :lol:
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby radioactive rik on Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:33 pm

did you all hear about the tragic brutal mindless murder of baby P?

when are these gangster rappers ever gonna learn :lol: :eyes:


i made that one up.oooooohhhh,most controversial pun ever :shame:
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby radioactive rik on Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:20 pm

why cant women piss easily in the morning?

have you ever tried to pry open a cold ham and cheese toastie

ewwww gross
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby thrashduck on Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:21 pm

Jesus.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby radioactive rik on Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:26 pm

thrashduck wrote:Jesus.


wicked one word joke there Thrashduck :lol:
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby radioactive rik on Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:21 pm

why do rappers wear oversized baggy trousers? because their knee grows
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby thrashduck on Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:25 pm

radioactive rik wrote:why do rappers wear oversized baggy trousers? because their knee grows


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Re: Joke Thread

Postby radioactive rik on Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:27 pm

ooooeeer...see,there you are putting filth into my mind....how racist of you Thrashduck...to insinuate that rappers are not cool.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby thrashduck on Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:32 pm

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Bangover on Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:33 pm

waaaaa
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Lev on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:14 am

What are you even on about
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby radioactive rik on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:15 am

Lev wrote:What are you even on about


yeah,good point...whats Bangover on about?
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Lev on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:16 am

Get out
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