Who?

GMTV is rubbish, everyone is wrinkly on it apart from the weathergirls.

Penny Smith is as cute as a button. It's probably an older man thing though.

Penny Smith's not bad for age.

I don't think I've watched GMTV since I was about seven years old. I'm rarely up before 2pm these days so that kind of restricts what I can watch. Well, it doesn't because I have Sky+ but GMTV's crap anyway.

Metal Iain wrote:I'm rarely up before 2pm these days

idle cunt

Bloody student.

Nah nah, I'm not a student any more, you silly boy. I tend to wake up at around 2pm but go to bed at 5am. Anyway, when I was still a student I'd rarely get up before 4pm if I didn't have lectures. I'm pretty sure I went around three weeks without experiencing daylight last winter. I did have the occasional 9am start which was a nightmare if I couldn't find any Irn Bru to help me sober up. Still, I'd generally be sitting around in my pants playing Pro Ev at lunchtime when my flatmates had already been in lectures for four hours.

I'm up earlier this morning for some reason. I do have quite a horrible hangover and my cat was being fucking annoying so I had to get up.

Bloody unemployed.

I know.

I do want a job but haven't really been looking too hard. Getting £50 a week stretches to a couple of visits to the pub and I don't really do much else. Vicious cycle and all that. My problem is that I'm unemployable. I mean, I'm an irresponsible drunk with a foul mouth - despite being rather knowledgeable about Brio, I'm hardly what the Early Learning Centre is looking for.

BUT U WENT 2 UNI AND HAS DEGREEBURGeR

Lenin never had a job either. My mum keeps trying to persuade me to do a PhD claiming that I'm an intellectual but I seriously can't be bothered living off of Malt Loaf for weeks on end again. It'd probably do me good in terms of being able to wear all my old jeans that I'm too fat for now but I'm not sure my liver could take the strain for another five years.

What was your degree in?

Brio was ace, I've still got a big box. I want to sell it all for loads of money but my mum was like "IT'S PRECIOUUSSSSSS!!!1!!!".

Biro?