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Postby Styxx on Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:13 pm

ICHCB FTW!!!
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:47 pm

not a pic but a hilarious quote i saw on the opeth forum:

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Originally Posted by TOP_OPTH_FAN

ENGLAND ISNT TEACHED IN MY SCHOOLS I NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL

I AM A BLAK METALS REBEL
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Postby STD_Caps on Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:05 pm

lolcats are the shittest thing known to humankind
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Postby Craig on Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:07 pm

STD_Caps wrote:lolcats are the shittest thing known to humankind


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Postby Dian Wei on Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:25 pm

STD_Caps wrote:lolcats are the shittest thing known to humankind


No, they are a return to school yard humour. They are the same reason i still find, poo and willy funny.

They are why i phone up my friends just to fart down the telephone.

Plus they involve cats.
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Postby ribbons69 on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:18 pm

STD_Caps wrote:lolcats are the shittest thing known to humankind

:shame:
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"Aegis arising,the colours of space"






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Postby Styxx on Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:48 pm

Dian Wei wrote:
STD_Caps wrote:lolcats are the shittest thing known to humankind


No, they are a return to school yard humour. They are the same reason i still find, poo and willy funny.

They are why i phone up my friends just to fart down the telephone.

Plus they involve cats.


It's really bad that I read that as "iphone", not "i phone"

Damn you apple!
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Postby Dian Wei on Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:57 pm

If iphones had a option just to do that i would consider getting one.... well not really but you know.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby Styxx on Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:22 pm

I'd have one. I wouldn't pay for it, but I'd have one.
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
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Fuck you and your progress,
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Postby Vision on Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:22 am

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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:01 pm

fail
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Postby thrashduck on Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:08 pm

I actually thought that was meant to be a funny picture..
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Postby Styxx on Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:13 pm

Haha, that's ace:
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That's what Vision was trying to post
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Postby James on Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:44 pm

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The caption's a bit mediocre, but the picture made me chuckle
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Postby Bangover on Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:07 am

ha
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