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What a massive tool

Postby terrorizer on Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:35 pm

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wenger-Swiss-Ar ... HAG07S3ECF
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby Lev on Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:48 pm

Well that is mental.
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby terrorizer on Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:51 pm

Imagine the pocket you'd need to keep it in!
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby jonny_boy34 on Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:00 pm

Jesus christ.
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby terrorizer on Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:27 pm

The water into wine tool is next to the thing that gets stones out of horses hooves.
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:42 pm

Anyone who buys one of those is a total wanker.
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:03 pm

why, it's awesome, imagine whipping that out when someone asked for a bottle opener
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby thrashduck on Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:19 pm

The finely serrated scissors are miles better with no weedy spring to break, the screw driver locks when you press down (no more sliced fingers) and look out for the versions with the locking main blade.
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:28 am

The Fourth Norseman wrote:why, it's awesome, imagine whipping that out when someone asked for a bottle opener


Or you could get them a bottle opener and not have spent 500 quid on looking like a twat.
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby thrashduck on Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:32 am

Or do it with your mouth and look well 'ard.
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:36 am

Past, present what's the difference eh?
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby thrashduck on Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:43 am

You've going wrong.
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby RedBurp on Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:45 am

85 gadgets With 109 Features
this would take long to figure out
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby thrasherdave on Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:50 am

Dian Wei wrote:
The Fourth Norseman wrote:why, it's awesome, imagine whipping that out when someone asked for a bottle opener


Or you could get them a bottle opener and not have spent 500 quid on looking like a twat.

Couldn't be worse than spending 800 euros
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Re: What a massive tool

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:41 pm

I would have to argue otherwise, at least Steve got a wank out of it.
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