Time for some Alan Partridge

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun May 27, 2007 2:04 am

Yes, it's time for an Alan Partridge thread. We can't really ruin the 'Now eating' thread with Alan Partridge quotes. So here we go...

"Are you wearing Lynx?"
"Well smelt! Voodoo!"
"Java!"

by **thrashduck** on Sun May 27, 2007 2:53 am

"So is the answer to the question, do you find me sexually attractive, a yes?"
"Uh.. Yeh."
"I'M BATMAN!"

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun May 27, 2007 3:17 am

"Next thing you're going to tell me you drink Director's Bitter."
"I've got it coming out of my taps!"
"Really?"
"I'm joking!"
"Great!"

"It's like the X Files this. But a pleasant X Files."

by **Raging Paul** on Sun May 27, 2007 2:58 pm

"Lynne these are Sex People!"

"Classic intercourse" :lol:

by **Dian Wei** on Sun May 27, 2007 3:05 pm

Can anyone link me to some streaming eps of this show, i have only ever seen the "foot on a spike" episode.

by **thrashduck** on Sun May 27, 2007 3:08 pm

"Lynne, what the frig have you got on your feet?!"
"They look like action man body bags"

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun May 27, 2007 3:10 pm

"It's okay Lynn, it's just a cushion that simulates rectal gas."

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sun May 27, 2007 3:20 pm

I can only find knowing me knowing you:
http://www.tv-links.co.uk/show.do/1/5

Good, but not the best

by **Dian Wei** on Sun May 27, 2007 3:21 pm

Yeah thats all i could find, gutting really. I wonder how cheap the dvds are.

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun May 27, 2007 3:25 pm

Probably quite cheap on hmv.co.uk or something. It's definitely worth buying, one of the best comedy series imaginable.

by **thrashduck** on Sun May 27, 2007 3:43 pm

Every line is a classic. Every line that Alan speaks. It is pure genius.

Is the alan partridge movie ever gonna get made?!

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GAH.

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun May 27, 2007 4:41 pm

Yeah I saw that on imdb.com last week, I couldn't believe my eyes! Is it really real?

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun May 27, 2007 4:47 pm

"Did you send (i forgot her name) a valentines card Alan?"
"Oh no, I'm old enough to be her father. Or her older brother. Either way it's incest."

by **boovidge** on Sun May 27, 2007 5:15 pm

Tell me about the lady boys!

by **thrashduck** on Mon May 28, 2007 12:59 am

"He sells kitchens, yet he can't actually cook! And then he spies the cook book, and goes "That'd be nay use to me!".. He's crackers man.."

"I know I heard him the first time."
"Oh lighten up you stuffy get..."