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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Herzeleid on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:23 pm

...Er, I'm a chef...
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby thrash metal maniac on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:25 pm

and you just volunteered yourself to cook all day everyday!!! :D
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Lev on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:25 pm

Fool!
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby thrashduck on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:28 pm

I enjoy sleeping in. What job do I get?
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Lev on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:31 pm

Sex with James.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby radioactive rik on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:32 pm

anyway,your mum...
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby thrashduck on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:40 pm

Lev wrote:Sex with James.


I wouldn't.. he wouldn't.. I'm not.. he's not.. let's not.. right.. so...
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Lev on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:51 pm

Fair point.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:04 pm

radioactive rik wrote:anyway,your mum...



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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Herzeleid on Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:30 am

Yeah, but it's a tough enough job getting me to cook at work, so you guys have no chance, unless you like dinner at 10pm and lunch at 4pm.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby zykloned on Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:56 am

Your mum works at KFC.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:24 pm

Herzeleid wrote:Yeah, but it's a tough enough job getting me to cook at work, so you guys have no chance, unless you like dinner at 10pm and lunch at 4pm.


those are actually the times i eat, so...
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:30 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:
Herzeleid wrote:Yeah, but it's a tough enough job getting me to cook at work, so you guys have no chance, unless you like dinner at 10pm and lunch at 4pm.


those are actually the times i eat, so...



Yeah pretty much the same here.

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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Herzeleid on Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:32 pm

Oh, well, me too. I could cook one night for youse guys I suppose. I'll make my speciality, tesco sandwiches.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:35 pm

Their premium sammies are not to be scoffed at.

I'll cook one night as well, so all's fair.
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