Hastings Direct

by **GoreBastard** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:10 am

HASTINGS DIRECT, HASTINGS DIRECT,
HASTINGS DIRECT DOT COOO-OOOO-OM!

He'll pillage your village.

by **thrashduck** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:13 am

What a crappy advert.

He's spawned a bastard child, with the most annoying voice ever.

by **GoreBastard** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:25 am

thrashduck wrote:What a crappy advert.

He's spawned a bastard child, with the most annoying voice ever.

HASTINGS DIRECT DOT CO-OOO-OM.

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:13 am

every time i see that advert a little part of me dies :lol:

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:19 am

O eight hundred double O Ten sixty six...

by **Dian Wei** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:27 am

Worst thread ever.

by **jonny_boy34** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:10 pm

It's the worst thing ever, it really is. What a poor attempt at a jingle.

by **ThrashMetalLuci** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:18 pm

I'm sick of seeing adverts for insurance and loans :wall:

I can't believe someone gets paid money to come up with these awful jingles.

by **boovidge** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:31 pm

all the loan adverts are on sky channels during the day. I've got a good idea to get out of debt, GET A FUCKING JOB AND STOP WATCHING TV ALL DAY!

by **ribbons69** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:11 pm

Well,I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton.I've been to Eastbourne too....
....So what? So what?

by **BEER CAN** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:20 pm

^^^^^^^^^

it was gonna happen

by **Immortalicide** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:06 pm

Confused.com over and over and over again aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:53 pm

"You buy one, you get one free. I said you buy one, you get one free"

by **Steve** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:55 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:"You buy one, you get one free. I said you buy one, you get one free"

BAM! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!

by **jonny_boy34** on Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:53 pm

\m/Steve\m/ wrote:
BAM! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!

Winner.