I used to try that one when I had long hair. I'd put on smart shirts and pretend I looked the part but I looked like a fucking numpty. Eventually I had to get over myself and get a big-boy's haircut.

Yeah, it's pretty impossible to "look the part" with this hair.

If you're going to have long hair, it's way more sensible to just throw on a leather jacket and all that nonsense. At least then when people say you're not smart you can say you're trying not to be or summat.

MartinC wrote:I used to try that one when I had long hair. I'd put on smart shirts and pretend I looked the part but I looked like a fucking numpty. Eventually I had to get over myself and get a big-boy's haircut.

GAWWWWD?

But yes, there is no way long hair can look good with a suit. David Coverdale tried it on Sky News recently and even he failed.

Metal Iain wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

MartinC wrote:To be fair, Lev's not getting a good job. Ever.

I've been a manager for two years! And this is me at work right now, earning money, talking to you!


SO SHUT UP!

Manager of what?

Dog-shit management?

You have to work on a Saturday too?

How gant.

My first job was working as a Administrator at the RPA earning £9-£12 an hour. After being sacked (incorrectly, I may add) I got a job as a Manager at a music and fireworks store. I now sit here, doing fuck all, for money. Something that will never happen to you. You'll have to work for a living. And by the time you eventually stop looking like you're going to sell me pegs/wing mirrors, you'll be dead from alcohol poisoning. And your shit life will just be summed up by a UKThrash quote sig.



Basically, the new episode was fantastic, so shut up.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:My first job was working as a Administrator at the RPA earning £9-£12 an hour. After being sacked (incorrectly, I may add) I got a job as a Manager at a music and fireworks store. I now sit here, doing fuck all, for money. Something that will never happen to you. You'll have to work for a living. And by the time you eventually stop looking like you're going to sell me pegs/wing mirrors, you'll be dead from alcohol poisoning. And your shit life will just be summed up by a UKThrash quote sig.



Basically, the new episode was fantastic, so shut up.

£9-£12? I'll earn closer to £20 an hour, fool! And what does RPA stand for? Regional Pricks Association?

My alcoholism is now far less 'raging' than it was a mere two weeks ago because I'm living at my parents house for a while. I can't drink as much here for fear of being lectured about it. Besides, they don't buy in that much anyway. So now I read a lot more. Can you read books?

My Dad could beat up your Dad.

MartinC wrote:My Dad could beat up your Dad.

Don't lie.

Your dad is about 5' 5" and not as 'from Sheffield' as my dad.

My Dad's from Saltcoats bell-end. He'd nick his jaiket.

Saltcoats sounds like a prison.

Metal Iain wrote:£9-£12? I'll earn closer to £20 an hour, fool!

Yeah, but you'll eventually get caught, and have your caravan confiscated.

Metal Iain wrote:Saltcoats sounds like a prison.

That's basically what it is. A prison with a sea-side.

Sea-side is such a gay phrase!

Singing 'oh we do like to be beside the sea side' about ten times on the bus on the way to Wacken last year was hella-fun.

Oi, that "weight" and "Nooooo!" bit earlier on in this thread was well funny.