i got one today and it fucking rules!!!!!!!!!!!!! im gunna turn his shirt inside out and paint the death logo on it

anyone else got one? got any ideas of how to make this innocent looking tea monkey into a satan worshiping hell chimp?

Put it in a cage with another PG Tips monkey and jiggle it so it looks like they are fighting, hours of fun!

You're going to bugger it, aren't you?

I have one! He's sitting on top of my stereo, i need to name him and give him a band logo on his t-shirt though.

I got one from my grandma. For my birthday. They came free. In Tea. What a birthday present.

Club the fuckers to death!

Talking chimps?

Dare we let our evolutionary privileged position be challenged?

I think not!

Death to the chimps!

We had two elderly black Christian women at our door the other day, trying to convert us to Jesus. They actually just made themselves sound like lunatics though, which was the funny thing.

The relevance is that they were denying our descent from chimps, saying that Darwin had no evidence, and that no fossils of dinosaurs have been found.

They also said plenty of other nonsense like only the foolish (or unfaithful, don't remember) early humans lived in caves - the rest lived in tents surrounded by big trees....

They also said that in the near future the world will be full of incest, because more and more babies will be born and no one will know who is related to who, and also that soon there will be no sickness, disease or death because God will get rid of it.

To summarise, they turned me even further away from Christianity way more than a door-to-door Satanist could have managed, simply by their own stupidity!

I can't believe there are so many fools like them in the world

thrashduck wrote:I got one from my grandma. For my birthday. They came free. In Tea. What a birthday present.

genius! thats absolutely genius!

James wrote:We had two elderly black Christian women at our door the other day, trying to convert us to Jesus. They actually just made themselves sound like lunatics though, which was the funny thing.

The relevance is that they were denying our descent from chimps, saying that Darwin had no evidence, and that no fossils of dinosaurs have been found.

They also said plenty of other nonsense like only the foolish (or unfaithful, don't remember) early humans lived in caves - the rest lived in tents surrounded by big trees....

They also said that in the near future the world will be full of incest, because more and more babies will be born and no one will know who is related to who, and also that soon there will be no sickness, disease or death because God will get rid of it.

To summarise, they turned me even further away from Christianity way more than a door-to-door Satanist could have managed, simply by their own stupidity!

I can't believe there are so many fools like them in the world

I can;t wait for the Incest part to start

Why, do you have a hot sister?

hahaha, I wouldn't be sat here if I did, I'd be in jail... or sniffing her knickers.

Christ I am bored!

He's a bit of a shit mascot frankly. He wasn't funny on the ITV digital adverts, he isn't funny on the PG Tips adverts. I feel like david brent everytime somebody walks in and sees it.

MONKEH!

*groan*

thrashduck wrote::lol:

He's a bit of a shit mascot frankly. He wasn't funny on the ITV digital adverts, he isn't funny on the PG Tips adverts. I feel like david brent everytime somebody walks in and sees it.

MONKEH!

*groan*

David brent? lol i think the fat man you are thinking of is johnny vegas, who has the wobbliest belly ever, dunno if anyone watches casanova on ITV but last night i thought he was going to explode

IDEAL is the best ting Vegas has been in, unless anyone can tell me any different?