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Postby Dian Wei on Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:42 pm

It isn't as he he said, right you kids line up in front. You lot go gather cotton now is it? What a load of shit.
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Postby James on Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:45 pm

Anyway, since when has having your school photo taken first been a sign of superiority or social status? :lol: It was hardly something to push in to the queue for at school!
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Postby Metal Iain on Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:19 pm

Aye, I could see the complaint if they repeated the exercise for their school buses though...
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Postby Immortalicide on Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:56 pm

this is sort of relevant, but it made me laff my tits off!!!
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u ... porn_stars
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Postby Atom on Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:00 pm

Come on man, thats a fucking joke! Amazing!
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Postby Immortalicide on Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:02 pm

Atom wrote:Come on man, thats a fucking joke! Amazing!


i like the quote "I've never been called worse than a big black fuck-ox before" :lol:
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Postby Atom on Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:05 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
Atom wrote:Come on man, thats a fucking joke! Amazing!


i like the quote "I've never been called worse than a big black fuck-ox before" :lol:


Yeah that was the best bit! Also the interviews with her 'fans' were fucking awesome.
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Postby Immortalicide on Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:08 pm

Atom wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:
Atom wrote:Come on man, thats a fucking joke! Amazing!


i like the quote "I've never been called worse than a big black fuck-ox before" :lol:


Yeah that was the best bit! Also the interviews with her 'fans' were fucking awesome.


Did you read the headlines at the bottom? "terrorists develop a fat seeking missile to kill americans" :lol:
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Postby terrorizer on Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:14 pm

The Onion fucking rules!
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Postby James on Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:48 pm

"I cannot allow that racist FILTH.. in my sex shop"

"I've done hundreds of films and never been called anything worse than a Big Black Fuck-Ox"
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Postby Dian Wei on Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:42 pm

The Onion is amazing. SKELETON OF SATAN FOUND!
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Postby Resilience Records on Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:54 am

thats great!

although, does anyone else find it annoying and highly cringe-worthy hearing americans say "cunt". i hate it! they can't say it right, it sounds horrible!
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Postby Dian Wei on Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:55 am

It's our word, they just can't use it right.
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Postby thrashduck on Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:00 am

I think the purest form is in a thick Geordie accent.
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Postby caspio on Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:51 pm

that is ridiculous ahaha
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