In The Zine Of Evil - Issue #1 OUT NOW!!!

by **Atom** on Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:28 pm

That was the worst thing I have ever read. :lol:

by **thrashduck** on Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:32 pm

by **terrorizer** on Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:37 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Well guys, after posting that, I got near enough straight to business.

To start with, I created a scene much like a classic porno. I knocked on the door to be met by Jamie's mum... Jamie wasn't in and she had only got her little nightie on. So naturally I said I'd come in and wait for Jamie. So, we're in the living room and she's sitting next to me. At this point, I'm excited. I started my masturbate slow and rhythmical. When I envisioned dirty joys (Jamie's mum sucking me off, Jamie's mum's fanny, eating Jamie's mum's fanny, Jamie's mum's nipples, Jamie's sister, Jamie's dog etc...) I sped up. And so I'm reaching the point of no return when I imagined Jamie walking in to the sight of his sister spread eagle with peanut-butter all over her minge being licked by the dog, and his mum on her knees about to receive a gift in her face...

And so of course I've shot my load all over her face kicked Jamie in the balls and run home with me pants round my ankles. And back in the real world I took my used kleenex to the toilet and flushed.

Overall, I'd give the wank an 8 for pleasure, 9 for seminal discharge, but sadly a 3 for longevity (there was just no stopping myself)

How's that?

by **Resilience Records** on Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:53 am

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Well guys, after posting that, I got near enough straight to business.

To start with, I created a scene much like a classic porno. I knocked on the door to be met by Jamie's mum... Jamie wasn't in and she had only got her little nightie on. So naturally I said I'd come in and wait for Jamie. So, we're in the living room and she's sitting next to me. At this point, I'm excited. I started my masturbate slow and rhythmical. When I envisioned dirty joys (Jamie's mum sucking me off, Jamie's mum's fanny, eating Jamie's mum's fanny, Jamie's mum's nipples, Jamie's sister, Jamie's dog etc...) I sped up. And so I'm reaching the point of no return when I imagined Jamie walking in to the sight of his sister spread eagle with peanut-butter all over her minge being licked by the dog, and his mum on her knees about to receive a gift in her face...

And so of course I've shot my load all over her face kicked Jamie in the balls and run home with me pants round my ankles. And back in the real world I took my used kleenex to the toilet and flushed.

Overall, I'd give the wank an 8 for pleasure, 9 for seminal discharge, but sadly a 3 for longevity (there was just no stopping myself)

How's that?

Impressive stu, i'll do a write up on the wank i had about your 8 year old neice some point soon...

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:06 am

Resilience Records wrote:Impressive stu, i'll do a write up on the wank i had about your 8 year old neice some point soon...

Straight away you've got him by the jaffers.

by **MartinC** on Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:00 am

I'm going to call the police.

by **terrorizer** on Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:10 am

Here is Sting's mobile: 07872568999

by **gamabomb** on Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:01 am

wank off! wank off!

by **MartinC** on Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:09 am

terrorizer wrote:Here is Sting's mobile: 07872568999

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing...

by **MartinC** on Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:39 pm

Got mine through the post today, very impressive job.

by **Seregon-James** on Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:54 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:Straight away you've got him by the jaffers.

I use to be indecisive but now im not so sure...

by **Bangover** on Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:09 pm

MartinC wrote:Got mine through the post today, very impressive job.

thanks. Next issue will shit over this one

by **MartinC** on Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:14 pm

Any idea when the next one will be being started on? I'd like to contribute something again.

by **MartinC** on Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:22 pm

The one thing I will say is that the reviews could be a bit more honest. I refuse to believe so many of them scored 8/10.

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:36 pm

MartinC wrote:The one thing I will say is that the reviews could be a bit more honest. I refuse to believe so many of them scored 8/10.

Yeah, I thought that too. It seemed a little bit odd that all the reviews (apart from Martin's of course!) scored 8 or 8.5, a little bit over-enthusiastic perhaps? But still, it's a brilliant start, great quality and presentation and everything, well done guys! Looking forward to the next one, I might even contribute a review or something if I can find something to review.