People should just strive to write lyrics that could be good enough to be in a Supertramp song.

Immortalicide wrote:

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:I'm writing a song about meat from a BBQ getting up and eating you, provisionally titles "meat feat night beast"

With that said, surely Exodus have the crown of shite lyrics.

hahaha

when i was about 12 i wrote lyrics to a song called deadly epidemic which was about people eating meat and getting poisoned and stuff. I can still remember some of the words if you want to nick em

"nice warm place, the germ begins to breed
bacteria reproducing, spreding its diesease,
the food is now infected, rotten through and through,
tasty meaty morsel means total death for you"

I thank you!!!

You know what? Fuck it, i'm gonna try and squeeze some of those lines in! If it makes it on the album i'll put you on the lyric sheet.

What percentage of the free download fees do you want? I'm willing to haggle.

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:I'm writing a song about meat from a BBQ getting up and eating you, provisionally titles "meat feat night beast"

With that said, surely Exodus have the crown of shite lyrics.

hahaha

when i was about 12 i wrote lyrics to a song called deadly epidemic which was about people eating meat and getting poisoned and stuff. I can still remember some of the words if you want to nick em

"nice warm place, the germ begins to breed
bacteria reproducing, spreding its diesease,
the food is now infected, rotten through and through,
tasty meaty morsel means total death for you"

I thank you!!!

You know what? Fuck it, i'm gonna try and squeeze some of those lines in! If it makes it on the album i'll put you on the lyric sheet.

What percentage of the free download fees do you want? I'm willing to haggle.

just to be mentioned by name on the next album of the future kings of heavy metal is enough

Here you go.....

Night Beast
By Feemo & Mort

A summers night, a barbeque, the germ begins to breed,
Ripe and rotten, through and through, spreading it's disease,

Meat feast
Night Beast

Born in the flame, he'll execute, his murderous crusade,
New life for him (and death for you) from satans marinade,

Meat feast
Night Beast
He rocks hard

Meat feast
Night Beast
He's rock hard

Solo 1

From the coals dealing harm,
Are the souls of the farm, AH HA HA HAHHH.

As humans flee, his cow heart beats, for the thrill of the chase
If caught you'll be, a rotisserie, spinning on his blades, yeaaaahhhh

Whoah whoah whoah

Solo 2

2min 42
Now.... is......the reign of nightbeast
ON... YOUR....KNEES
Bow to your knees for the reign of nightbeast
ON... YOUR....KNEES

(last Guitar fill)

A song born from this very forum.... and here he is!

I always meant to ask how you made that...

...and now you know, satan made him.

Aye... stunning work..... is this actually on the album? Ill give you a whole packed of Mini Chedders if it is.

It's getting demo'd as a contender so.....


God, even I'm doing it now^

It's out of control.

Haha, I'd love to see that on a t shirt.. wonderful creation, well done Feemo..

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:It's getting demo'd as a contender so.....


God, even I'm doing it now^

Yeh its very addictive! My msn conversations are full of it and im even saying it, including to family so....

whenever someone says it in general conversation (without prior knowledge of the brentmeister) it makes me chuckle

If you want shit thrash lyrics, look at Vio-lence's Dicks of Death and Gutterslut. Or the lyrics on Rising from the Sea.