Welcome to UK Thrash!

*YOUNG ZURAB THREAD* thrash porn!!

For all off topic discussion

Moderators: James, Craig, Resilience Records

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Immortalicide on Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:31 pm

zurabmelua wrote:thrash metal concert, audience is all girls and they are having a moshpit orgy, what do u think, is this a good idea for a porno?


far better would be to have you singled out as the "slave fucker" at a rockbitch gig, then everyone can laff as u cum in yr pants before u had chance to fuck a real female for the first time rather than an imaginary one. :lol:
Image
Immortalicide
User avatar
 
Posts: 3184
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:08 pm
Location: Bah! Pfft! Tut & Humph!!!

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:04 am

No need to get coarse Mort, that was way harsh.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Image
Dian Wei
 
Posts: 9132
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:24 pm
Location: In the misty morning, on the edge of time.

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby zykloned on Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:20 am

.....I'm intrigued....






........slave fucker you say?


Tell me more!
zykloned
User avatar
 
Posts: 3098
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:40 pm
Location: North London, UK

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:24 am

From what i understand they don't exist any more. So wasting your time F main.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Image
Dian Wei
 
Posts: 9132
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:24 pm
Location: In the misty morning, on the edge of time.

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby meluaz on Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:54 am

damn u all to hell!!!
Image Image
MartinC wrote:HOW CAN PEARL JAM BE GOOD?! THEY ARE NOT METALLSSSS!!!1111

/Zurab
meluaz
User avatar
 
Posts: 2680
Joined: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:09 pm
Location: london

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:03 am

But Zurab we love you.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Image
Dian Wei
 
Posts: 9132
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:24 pm
Location: In the misty morning, on the edge of time.

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby thrashduck on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:44 am

zurabmelua wrote:damn u all to hell!!!


If you film it, we will come.

All over your face.
IN A BAND?! SEND ME NEWS NOW!
http://www.facebook.com/ukthrashpodcast

NEKROKANNIBAL wrote: delete this account now coz this forum is pure fuckin gay lame shit
thrashduck
User avatar
 
Posts: 6732
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:03 am
Location: Super Leeds

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:22 am

why is everyone so coarse?

i expected better from paul, he seems romantic
The Fourth Norseman
User avatar
 
Posts: 3667
Joined: Mon May 08, 2006 9:57 pm
Location: Lewes, Sussex or Southampton

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby thrashduck on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:28 am

The Fourth Norseman wrote:why is everyone so coarse?

i expected better from paul, he seems romantic


All romance ends in a climax Aaron.

Wise words from a wise man.
IN A BAND?! SEND ME NEWS NOW!
http://www.facebook.com/ukthrashpodcast

NEKROKANNIBAL wrote: delete this account now coz this forum is pure fuckin gay lame shit
thrashduck
User avatar
 
Posts: 6732
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:03 am
Location: Super Leeds

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:29 am

are you reading these from a book?
The Fourth Norseman
User avatar
 
Posts: 3667
Joined: Mon May 08, 2006 9:57 pm
Location: Lewes, Sussex or Southampton

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby thrashduck on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:39 am

Am I what?

Well you've spoilt it now.
IN A BAND?! SEND ME NEWS NOW!
http://www.facebook.com/ukthrashpodcast

NEKROKANNIBAL wrote: delete this account now coz this forum is pure fuckin gay lame shit
thrashduck
User avatar
 
Posts: 6732
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:03 am
Location: Super Leeds

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Throsh on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:39 pm

How old is Zurab?
Throsh
User avatar
 
Posts: 619
Joined: Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:02 pm
Location: Walsall, West Midlands

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:54 pm

It doesn't matter really.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Image
Dian Wei
 
Posts: 9132
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:24 pm
Location: In the misty morning, on the edge of time.

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Immortalicide on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:04 pm

zykloned wrote:.....I'm intrigued....






........slave fucker you say?


Tell me more!


Rockbitch used to have a "band member" called slave, who used to just writhe around the stage naked and regularly used to throw a golden condom into the crowd, whoever caught it got to fuck her backstage!!!!
Image
Immortalicide
User avatar
 
Posts: 3184
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:08 pm
Location: Bah! Pfft! Tut & Humph!!!

Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Herzeleid on Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:00 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
zykloned wrote:.....I'm intrigued....






........slave fucker you say?


Tell me more!


Rockbitch used to have a "band member" called slave, who used to just writhe around the stage naked and regularly used to throw a golden condom into the crowd, whoever caught it got to fuck her backstage!!!!


That's the best thing i've ever heard in my life.
Image

Image

Stevedot2 wrote:Stop complaining you black cunt.


http://www.myspace.com/superking - Don't look at meeee!
Herzeleid
User avatar
 
Posts: 2250
Joined: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:04 pm
Location: Exeter