cleft pallettes/hairlips are no laughing matter however,its the "now i have friends" quote which made me end up laughing.

FACT:one of my ex's was born with a cleft pallette but she had a decent repair job done on it at a young age so it just looked like a small scar,and youd have to be quite near to even notice it.

worst thing was a few months after we ended things,my brother and his fresh outta jail mate saw her in town and his mate just shouted out in public "haaa,that girls got a tasche"(coz from afar theres a certain shade to the area of her upper lip) when she was with her new boyfriend
they didnt do or say anything back and coz my brother was there she probably thought he put his mate up to it.

anyway she was a cheating biyatch(her future boyfriend mentioned above was nothing to do with it).i sussed rather easily as im not daft,and coz i dont believe in physical violence to a female i decided to assault her car instead .then after hearing of my brothers story i thought now its definatly quits so no need to post her printouts of disfigured kids after all nah,that was just a thought,errr,i mean a joke by the way,thatd be far too evil although the xmas a few months after breaking up and not being in contact,she out the blue posted me back some tacky f.hinds pendant i got her,the sneaky point scoring cow.

weird how i saw her best mate on the bus to work today.

anyway enjoy the pic.

The Fourth Norseman wrote:

Love-piece would be better. It's like the cheeseboard we have that says 'love cheese' on it. It's particularly funny when you've had a few glasses of wine.

radioactive rik wrote:

cleft pallettes/hairlips are no laughing matter however,its the "now i have friends" quote which made me end up laughing.

FACT:one of my ex's was born with a cleft pallette but she had a decent repair job done on it at a young age so it just looked like a small scar,and youd have to be quite near to even notice it.

worst thing was a few months after we ended things,my brother and his fresh outta jail mate saw her in town and his mate just shouted out in public "haaa,that girls got a tasche"(coz from afar theres a certain shade to the area of her upper lip) when she was with her new boyfriend
they didnt do or say anything back and coz my brother was there she probably thought he put his mate up to it.

anyway she was a cheating biyatch(her future boyfriend mentioned above was nothing to do with it).i sussed rather easily as im not daft,and coz i dont believe in physical violence to a female i decided to assault her car instead .then after hearing of my brothers story i thought now its definatly quits so no need to post her printouts of disfigured kids after all nah,that was just a thought,errr,i mean a joke by the way,thatd be far too evil although the xmas a few months after breaking up and not being in contact,she out the blue posted me back some tacky f.hinds pendant i got her,the sneaky point scoring cow.

weird how i saw her best mate on the bus to work today.

anyway enjoy the pic.

Rubbish.

as a child


as a teen


now

insensitive...

yeah its a bit unfair and out of order to imply that the kid is as retarded as jamie oliver

Or that two of the images don't work.

i love it

The second one made me laugh - I couldn't believe that was actually a genre of book.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... Sachs.html

COARSEMAS! HA!

MartinC wrote:The second one made me laugh - I couldn't believe that was actually a genre of book.

The actual genre is "Painful Lifes"

There's about four writers, that scroll the internet looking for people sob stories, then buy them off them, and write a billion books that 40 year old women buy to make them feel that their shite husband is still better than being raped at 10 years of age. Pretty gay.