GoreBastard wrote:You can't beat a good old N64.

Damn straight!

I never play any newer consoles, mainly because I used to play my N64 every waking hour and lost what little life I had. Still, the simple pleasures of running around with a sniper rifle and blowing commies' heads off can't be overstated.

haha, I take it you're on about Goldeneye there. That's such a fucking awesome game. I was playing it a few weeks back.
F-Zero X is awesome too. and Lylat Wars!

SNES's ruled too!

Metal Iain wrote:

GoreBastard wrote:You can't beat a good old N64.

Damn straight!

I never play any newer consoles, mainly because I used to play my N64 every waking hour and lost what little life I had. Still, the simple pleasures of running around with a sniper rifle and blowing commies' heads off can't be overstated.

i cant find my N64! ive lost it, how you loose a console i'ill never know, its not like its small are nethin

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

GoreBastard wrote:You can't beat a good old N64.

Damn straight!

I never play any newer consoles, mainly because I used to play my N64 every waking hour and lost what little life I had. Still, the simple pleasures of running around with a sniper rifle and blowing commies' heads off can't be overstated.

i cant find my N64! ive lost it, how you loose a console i'ill never know, its not like its small are nethin

Because your house is a complete sty and you masturbate so much that your eyesight is worse than Gordon Brown's.

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

GoreBastard wrote:You can't beat a good old N64.

Damn straight!

I never play any newer consoles, mainly because I used to play my N64 every waking hour and lost what little life I had. Still, the simple pleasures of running around with a sniper rifle and blowing commies' heads off can't be overstated.

i cant find my N64! ive lost it, how you loose a console i'ill never know, its not like its small are nethin

Because your house is a complete sty and you masturbate so much that your eyesight is worse than Gordon Brown's.

you made it even more of a sty when you shat all over it, you fat pig-eel

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

GoreBastard wrote:You can't beat a good old N64.

Damn straight!

I never play any newer consoles, mainly because I used to play my N64 every waking hour and lost what little life I had. Still, the simple pleasures of running around with a sniper rifle and blowing commies' heads off can't be overstated.

i cant find my N64! ive lost it, how you loose a console i'ill never know, its not like its small are nethin

Because your house is a complete sty and you masturbate so much that your eyesight is worse than Gordon Brown's.

you made it even more of a sty when you shat all over it, you fat pig-eel

True, but would you rather have the memory of seeing the most hilarious thing that has ever been witnessed in the history of hilarity or have a slightly less shitty bathroom?

this is true, but i'll still bring it up for the rest of my life, the day iain shat his pants

amok wrote:this is true, but i'll still bring it up for the rest of my life, the day iain shat his pants

Details please...

amok wrote:this is true, but i'll still bring it up for the rest of my life, the day iain shat his pants

What about the day you pissed all down your leg because your were drunk, trying to eat a Subway and trying to piss in a doorway at the same time? I had to stand and look out for the filth! Or what about that time when we were getting frisked at the Cathouse and you dropped your pile cream? You weren't even ashamed you complete tit!

GoreBastard wrote:

amok wrote:this is true, but i'll still bring it up for the rest of my life, the day iain shat his pants

Details please...

It's listed in the 'Funny Stories' thread. I basically fell off the toilet at a party and shat all over the place. In my boxers, all over the floor and up the walls.

It was quite funny... or so I'm led to believe.

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:this is true, but i'll still bring it up for the rest of my life, the day iain shat his pants

What about the day you pissed all down your leg because your were drunk, trying to eat a Subway and trying to piss in a doorway at the same time? I had to stand and look out for the filth! Or what about that time when we were getting frisked at the Cathouse and you dropped your pile cream? You weren't even ashamed you complete tit!

why would i be ashamed? that was sheer hilarity

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

amok wrote:this is true, but i'll still bring it up for the rest of my life, the day iain shat his pants

What about the day you pissed all down your leg because your were drunk, trying to eat a Subway and trying to piss in a doorway at the same time? I had to stand and look out for the filth! Or what about that time when we were getting frisked at the Cathouse and you dropped your pile cream? You weren't even ashamed you complete tit!

why would i be ashamed? that was sheer hilarity

Because you took pile cream into a club with you? I bet you even snuck off whilst I was drunkenly leering at some juggsy blonde to apply it to your ring.

God, who has piles?!

My friends and I were playing on an N64 the other night, it changes people. I managed to make one of my friends walk home in a huff by taunting him.

GoreBastard wrote:Lylat Wars!

SNES's ruled too!

An unbelievable yes indeed to you. Lylat Wars was completely amazing. I never had an N64 but I went round to my friend's house all the time to play it, that game and Super Smash Bros were my favourites, bloody great!

As for the SNES, you can't beat a bit of Donkey Kong Country/Super Mario World/SFII Turbo. Ah, the old days...