Time for some Alan Partridge

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon May 28, 2007 1:13 am

"Ha ha ha... Ha ha ha ha ha..."
"Ha ha ha ha ha..."
"Ha ha ha ha..."
"HA HA HA HA!"
"HA HA HA HA HA!"
"HA HA HA HA... Unbelievable."

by **Raging Paul** on Mon May 28, 2007 1:20 am

'ooo oo whooo-oo do you think you are?'

i want to drive to lands end in my socks one day and then eat loads of toblerones too, see what its like.

by **thrashduck** on Mon May 28, 2007 1:31 am

"God is... a gas. Not a small gas, like calor gas... a big gas like Oxygen or Carbon Dioxide... Hang on, not Carbon Dioxide.. thats the devil.."

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon May 28, 2007 1:32 am

That's what we should do next time we have a UKThrash meet up!

"You work in a petrol station, Michael. It's not the Gulf War. Which ironically is like a large petrol station."

"He really did get the worth of boast worlds."
"I think you mean the worst of both worlds Alan."
"No, I do mean the worth of boast worlds... (can't remember how that one ends)"

"Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!"

by **thrashduck** on Mon May 28, 2007 1:48 am

jonny_boy34 wrote:"Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!"

"Well... Needles.. to say... you took drugs..."

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon May 28, 2007 12:38 pm

thrashduck wrote:
jonny_boy34 wrote:"Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!"

"Well... Needles.. to say... you took drugs..."

I forgot about that one, that's pure unbelievable brilliance!

"Don't know what he had for breakfast this morning, probably an infected spinal chord in a bap."

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Mon May 28, 2007 12:57 pm

John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu!

He's got football pie all over his face.

by **thrashduck** on Mon May 28, 2007 6:57 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu!

He's got football pie all over his face.

STRIIIIIKKKEERR!!!
TWAT!!
SHIT! Did you see that?!
FOOT LIKE A TRACTION ENGINE!!
THAT... WAS A GOAL!!!!!
LIQUID FOOTBALL!
GOOALL! AND ANOTHER!

by **Seregon-James** on Mon May 28, 2007 7:01 pm

Lyn, Your laughing at Weather! Your like your mum in her last few weeks!