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Postby Styxx on Tue May 01, 2007 4:09 am

Haha, yeah I used to just point, then smile, so they'd think I was laughing with them when they realised how dumb it was :D
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Postby GoreBastard on Tue May 01, 2007 11:19 am

One time someone asked me if I had a girlfriend. HAHAHA, what a fucking retard that fucker was! :wank:
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Tue May 01, 2007 11:44 am

I used to work in TJ Hughes... god dammit you actually get THE stupidest people going in there to buy things...

I worked on the till, and people often used to ask me 'where do I pay?' :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: THERE'S A FUCKING MASSIVE SIGN ABOVE MY HEAD THAT SAYS "PAY HERE"!!!!!!!!! :wall: :wall:

And you know when you take a note from someone you check to see if it's real? Some old fat wanker gave me a scottish note, fair enough, then I checked it, he spent 10 minutes having a go at me about it and saying about hows they're made in england and blah blah typical angry rant, while I tried to explain to him that it's my job to check the money he gave me... twat

Also there used to be these offers on £1 packs of picnic cups and plates and stuff, ie - 2 for 1 or 3 for 2.. etc.. people used to come up to the till with a pack of 3 plates and I'd say 'you can get another one free' and they stand there looking blankly :wall: or they just come to the till with a 3-pack of plates or something and say 'how much is this, the sign says 3 for 2 or £1 each?'... :doh: HOW IS THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND????

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Postby Steve on Tue May 01, 2007 11:56 am

I work on the counters at my local Asda, and I get some stupid questions. I ofetn get asked where the frozen food section is. Some poeple ask for certain frozen products, like frozen garlic bread or burgers, and I actually say they're at the FREEZERS!

A bloke once asked me what's in the bombay potato, and I think the same night a woman came up to the deli and asked "where's the deli?" :doh:
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Re: Some people really are a bit stupid.............

Postby Immortalicide on Tue May 01, 2007 12:20 pm

Immortalicide wrote:I have had a guy contact me today through ebay about a Vision Of Disorder CD i am selling, Here is what he said : "You say it's an album, which implies vinyl, but the picture looks like a cd. Is it on vinyl or cd?".

That is a bit of a stupid thing to say really, and i replied thus : "Hi, an album is a full length release, which can be either CD or vinyl. As i have listed it the ebay CD catagory, and also in my shop under CDs, and as you so astutely observed, the picture is of a CD, i think it is fair to say, chances are this is a CD!!!!"

Other stupid things i have been asked include (while working in my butchers shop):
Have your pork ribs got bones in them?!!!!!
Do u have chicken suitable for vegetarians???
How do u cook sausages?
Is your Danish salami british?
Is your pork dripping very fatty????


DUMB BASTARDS!!!!!!!

What stupid things have you been asked????


He has just sent me this reply!!! :


Response from dan66612


Item: VISION OF DISORDER impact ROADRUNNER RECORDS MINT (150017450439)
This message was sent while the listing was active.
dan66612 is a potential buyer.



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Details for item number: 150017450439
Item title: VISION OF DISORDER impact ROADRUNNER RECORDS MINT
Item URL: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... B:RTQ:UK:1
End date: Sunday, 27 May, 2007 12:58:35 BST

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Postby jonny_boy34 on Tue May 01, 2007 12:29 pm

:lol: What a retard. I just clicked on the link to see how stupid he really is, and he really is very stupid. The first fucking thing you see is a nice clear picture of a CD!!
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Postby thrashduck on Tue May 01, 2007 2:34 pm

What a rem.

When I worked at a garden centre, we used to get quiet a lot of old, well off people with nothing better to do than bitch about the staff to their husband or wife usually, right in front of us, or receive the change and say: "hang on, this isn't right".

About 90 percent of the time, we were right, and they left, disgruntled. I also remember a time when one of my fellow workers asked what this bloke looked like that he needed to speak to for some reason, and I replied "uh, old". Some woman getting served then gave me a lecture about how the word "old" offends people.

Just. FUCK OFF. You "OLD" bint.
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Postby Jemegadeth on Tue May 01, 2007 4:34 pm

someone once asked me if soya milk is from a cow or a goat


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Postby BEER CAN on Tue May 01, 2007 4:36 pm

Jemegadeth wrote:someone once asked me if soya milk is from a cow or a goat



:lol:

which is it?


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Postby Jemegadeth on Tue May 01, 2007 4:47 pm

BEER CAN wrote:
Jemegadeth wrote:someone once asked me if soya milk is from a cow or a goat



:lol:

which is it?


:eyes:


hahaha its not!
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Postby Immortalicide on Tue May 01, 2007 5:33 pm

BEER CAN wrote:
Jemegadeth wrote:someone once asked me if soya milk is from a cow or a goat



:lol:

which is it?


:eyes:


I don't believe you just asked the lady that!!! Everyone knows its what vegetarians drink, so it doesn't come from cows or goats!!! It comes from lactating vegetarian ladies you noob!!!!! :D
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Postby BEER CAN on Tue May 01, 2007 6:15 pm

hehe :D
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Tue May 01, 2007 6:17 pm

thrashduck wrote:Some woman getting served then gave me a lecture about how the word "old" offends people.


What are you supposed to call them then? Positively Aged? It's bloody political correctness gone mad! :wank:
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Postby MartinC on Tue May 01, 2007 6:21 pm

Someone once asked me if I thought Rager should be allowed to make music/be alive.
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Postby James on Tue May 01, 2007 6:47 pm

thrashduck wrote:or receive the change and say: "hang on, this isn't right".


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