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Never heard of the guy but I tend to hate stand up comedy and I'm sure he can't be as fucking annoying as Lee Evans.
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More racist than Lee Evans. On equal par as a shit comedian though..
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thrashduck wrote:More racist than Lee Evans. On equal par as a shit comedian though..
the man speaks the truth.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

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I like Lee Evans actually!!!
As for Manning, there is a programme on channel 4 this thursday at 10.30, where the big fat bastard is having the video shown that he made when he was dying, which in it he admits he really was a racist!!! He says how he hates immigrants, goes on a mega rant about asians and blacks (and australians too aparrently), then says his final words to the camera "get fucked the lot of you!!!!"
It also shows him dead in his coffin, some interview footage, some of his stand up "comedy" etc.
Fat cunt!!!
As for Manning, there is a programme on channel 4 this thursday at 10.30, where the big fat bastard is having the video shown that he made when he was dying, which in it he admits he really was a racist!!! He says how he hates immigrants, goes on a mega rant about asians and blacks (and australians too aparrently), then says his final words to the camera "get fucked the lot of you!!!!"
It also shows him dead in his coffin, some interview footage, some of his stand up "comedy" etc.
Fat cunt!!!

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Lee Evans has told the same joke since 400ad. Make a generic point and flail about like a spastic.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

- Dian Wei
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Immortalicide wrote:I like Lee Evans actually!!!
As for Manning, there is a programme on channel 4 this thursday at 10.30, where the big fat bastard is having the video shown that he made when he was dying, which in it he admits he really was a racist!!! He says how he hates immigrants, goes on a mega rant about asians and blacks (and australians too aparrently), then says his final words to the camera "get fucked the lot of you!!!!"
It also shows him dead in his coffin, some interview footage, some of his stand up "comedy" etc.
Fat cunt!!!
Haha amazing. It's quite admirable that he was a prick right up to his death, I don't even think I could keep that up.
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MartinC wrote:Immortalicide wrote:I like Lee Evans actually!!!
As for Manning, there is a programme on channel 4 this thursday at 10.30, where the big fat bastard is having the video shown that he made when he was dying, which in it he admits he really was a racist!!! He says how he hates immigrants, goes on a mega rant about asians and blacks (and australians too aparrently), then says his final words to the camera "get fucked the lot of you!!!!"
It also shows him dead in his coffin, some interview footage, some of his stand up "comedy" etc.
Fat cunt!!!
Haha amazing. It's quite admirable that he was a prick right up to his death, I don't even think I could keep that up.
Not yet you haven't anyway


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Jamie's racist joke from the other night:
How do you stop 4 black men raping a woman? Throw them a banana.
How do you stop 4 black men raping a woman? Throw them a banana.

thrashduck wrote:Are you a small boy?
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Metalbrew Stu wrote:Jamie's racist joke from the other night:
How do you stop 4 black men raping a woman? Throw them a banana.
Stu's answer was 'throw them a piece of meat'. The real answer of course was 'throw them a basketball.'
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thrash metal maniac wrote:banana makes more sense, but you'd probably need 4
inappropriate humour = win
no, would be funnier watching them all fight over the one banana
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