i had tons of wet dreams between the age of 6-10 years old
i was just like Fuller off Home Alone.
i even had a special wet sheet to stop the piss dripping through the sheets/mattress and onto the carpet.

nah,cumming the bed in my teens was pretty frequent for me(as i said in the kissmass cake/wank thread i didnt bash one till i was 16)
it would happen once every month or so.i would dream i was having sex with whatever girl from school then be humping nothingness and waking up with a night time underwear accident.
the worst thing was tryna creep to the downstairs bathroom with a pair of cummy boxers/pants on then cleaning up/quickly running the shower which would set off the noisy boiler upstairs with a massive tscccchhhhhh sound.
if no1 had been woken up from either the noise i made going up/down the stairs,locking/unlocking the bathroom door and setting off the aering cupboard/boiler,the next part of the mission was to put the messy underwear in the washbasket but folded enough,dried up enough from tissue wiping and buried enough so that when my mum put all the clothes in the washing machine hopefully she wouldnt get anything glued to her hand or see a white patch while cramming it all in the washing machine.

the worst time was when i was at my aunts.i was on the floor in a sleeping bag and my brothers had the sofas.
i only had boxers and a tshirt on.
theres 8people in the house in total.the only change of underwear was in the suitcase in the spare room where my parents were asleep.nooooooooooo!
i had to walk around with stained boxers(pulling my shirt as low as i could but with no real improvement in covering the cum patch)
anyway i sneaked in the room and unzipped the case slowly and after rummaging about for a clean pair and grabbing a carrier bag(for disposal purposes).my mum woke up and wondered what the hell i was doing.
i had a carrier bag and a clean pair of boxers in my hands.
i just had to say "ive messed up the boxers ive got on"
translated "mum,ive had a wet dream".
she kinda knew what had happened and instead of make the situation worse,she just said "ok im going back to sleep,put them in that bag and put the bag in the back bit of the case"(basicly the secret compartment of shame)
the next day was it was kinda hard to even look at my mum but she was cool about it.
im just glad my dads a heavy sleeper and was snoring away at the time of the incident

who would have thought:one minute youre having wicked,realistic sex in a dream then the next minute youre having a real life nightmare you wish had been only a dream

hhahahahha oh jesus, and thats why we love you rik!

Oh man!

i was thinking about not wanking for a few days and letting it build up so i can have a quality sexytime dream.
just think,at least it would be more realistic in a dream than using still imagery,porn dvds,laptops or whatever....god im desperate.
at least you get to take part if only for a few minutes until you realise that the pillow or duvet is between your legs.

i dreamt the other week i was with my ex and she was on top.we were in this bed but it was out in the road where the bus drops me off for work at gatwick.everyone was watching,i was nervously tryna cover us with the sheet but she didnt care and was being turned on by the fact we were being watched......................i woke up with a semi.

seriously man keep going, dont stop!

meluaz wrote:seriously man keep going, dont stop!

heres a tip for ya'll:
sometimes the best way to not have to get up in the morning for a piss is to stroke/play with yourself just enough so that the pissvalve gets temporarily blocked(youll soon not feel like you need a wee anymore and end up nodding back off to sleep)
this trick gives you at least an extra 15-30 mins sleep time before you wake up busting for a piss again.
if necessary repeat the process but dont get too "cocky" hahaha!

youre talking shit

The Fourth Norseman wrote:youre talking shit

(dont criticise the trick till youve tried it)

nah,im actually talking piss ...ive never shit the bed. i bet theres gotta be someone on here who has. OWN UP!

I knew you'd use that pun, you've become predictable

radioactive rik wrote:

meluaz wrote:seriously man keep going, dont stop!

heres a tip for ya'll:
sometimes the best way to not have to get up in the morning for a piss is to stroke/play with yourself just enough so that the pissvalve gets temporarily blocked(youll soon not feel like you need a wee anymore and end up nodding back off to sleep)
this trick gives you at least an extra 15-30 mins sleep time before you wake up busting for a piss again.

That is...

The Fourth Norseman wrote:I knew you'd use that pun, you've become predictable

haha preDICKtable. ahahaha.

did you see that one COME-ing... < oh whoops i did it again ahahaha <but im not britney spears...ooohhhh noooo.

4 pun quadruple whammy.theres no way you could have known i would have said those.

anyway nite nite,its time for me to get some new material (for this dream thread i mean...the bad puns will continue)

Oh Rik, ....jesus... ha ha!

Honestly, I have laughed more at this SINGLE PAGE than anything else I can remember on the forum!

"the secret compartment of shame"
the "piss valve" tactic

God, so funny.

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In dream related things, I dreamt I was going through my CD collection, and I found a new and sealed copy of the Evile Hell Demo! Needles to say I planned to Ebay it... wonder what inspired that dream. Was a bit of a disappointment when I woke up, a bit like when a 5 year old dreams there are sweets under his pillow, and then.... (which also happened to me back in the day).

yeah James ive done that with tons of money.sometimes in the dream i say "i know this is a dream but i want to keep this cash somehow" i then usually hold it close to me or try and put it in my pockets etc in hope that when i wake up it will still be there.

similar things happen when im at some random videogame store.i will find an ultra rare/collectible game(sometimes some inane title) i will then buy it in the dream and have it mailed to my house by the shop so that i can wake up to the postman bringing it.
needless to say the idea still failed.

radioactive rik wrote:i bet theres gotta be someone on here who has. OWN UP!

Si has told me of this 'trick' before.