Christmas time

by **Enter** on Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:03 pm

So its the time of the year! Fuck it!
This topic is about Christmas thrash songs!
Post the ones you know.
Wargasm - jingle hell
Whiplash - i hate Christmas
Im sure tankard should have one to, post more

by **Atom** on Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:26 pm

King Diamond - No Presents For Christmas

by **Bloodkrishna** on Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:39 pm

Deliverance Silent Night

by **Plodman** on Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:00 pm

Enter wrote:Im sure tankard should have one to, post more

Fuck Christmas! All the time! I've got Jesus on my side!

by **Lev** on Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:02 pm

I haven't heard any of these. How much am I missing out?

by **ribbons69** on Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:15 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:I haven't heard any of these. How much am I missing out?

Probably not much.
I've got a non thrash one;
Hanoi Rocks "Dead by Xmas"

by **Lev** on Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:19 pm

Vandals - Grandpas Last Christmas is a good non thrash one.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:08 pm

Kevin Bloody Wilson - Hey Santa Claus You Cunt

by **Matt_reign** on Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:02 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:Kevin Bloody Wilson - Hey Santa Claus You Cunt

hahaha that guys a legend.

by **swizzlenuts** on Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:38 pm

Atom wrote:King Diamond - No Presents For Christmas

by **Destruction** on Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:42 pm

Just listen to X-mas Project.

by **thrashduck** on Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:20 am

Destruction wrote:Just listen to X-mas Project.

Good call, it's definitive.

by **Vision** on Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:45 am

Gehnnah - No Fucking Christmass

Sathana Claus
(Music & Lyrics: Ripper)

Christmas is here again filled with hope
The time of year to use the soap
A little boychild runs to open the door
But it leaves Him bleeding on the floor

Cause Father Christmas full of grace
Kicks the door into his face
It breaks his nose with the loudest sound
Yeah, father Christmas has come to town

Santa is drunk, Santa is out of control
Santa is drunk, Santa is out on parole

He doesn't care about christmas lists
And snotty children makes Him pissed
His only interest is drinking beerHe won't get sober, not this year

Santa is drunk, Santa is out of control
Santa is drunk, Santa is out on parole

Beware of Sathana Claus...Look out for Sathana Claus...

Look out!!!!!

(Chemical warfare against the soap/Stringburner)

With the whiskeybottle in His hand
He takes a bite from the family ham
He doesn't notice or doesn't care
And starts to shit in His underwear

The hairy legs turn to brown
His trousers changes shape
He laughs the family in the face
Cause he is not ashamed

Santa is drunk, Santa is out of control
Santa is drunk, Santa has jumped the parole

Christmas is over but not the booze
Don't care about jail, He's on the loose
Rudolf the reindeer has been shot
And virgin Mary was raped, that slut!

Take your time to heal your bones
You are a nervous wreck
But Santa knows where all of you live
And next year He'll be back!!!

Santa is drunk, Santa is out of control
Santa is drunk, Santa has jumped the parole
Sathana Claus

Also Torture - Slay Ride

by **TheSmilingGoat** on Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:28 am

a traditional australian christmas song

Hey santa cluas you c*** wheres me f***ing bike? iv opened all this other junk and theres nothing that i like. i wrote you a f***ing letter and i come to see you twice, you worn out geriatric fart you forgot me f***ing bike

next time i come to see ya im gonna punch you in the guts, then ill let your f***ing raindeer go and kick rouldolph in the nuts

by **Bestial Bill** on Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:51 am

Already posted above by TMM...

Christmas time

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