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Postby MartinC on Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:06 am

I've always loved you.
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Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:29 am

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Postby thrashduck on Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:30 am

No one's ever said that to me before.

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Postby terrorizer on Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:54 am

How about some songs about wanking suggestions, or is that too much to ask?
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:01 pm

Bishop Assault by Doctor Death, anyone? Pleasures of the palm indeed.
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Postby Immortalicide on Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:12 pm

darling nikki by prince
into the groove by maddona
wanking is gay by anal cunt
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Postby terrorizer on Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:16 pm

Immortalicide wrote:wanking is gay by anal cunt


More of an anti-wanking song?

Just remembered another:

Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict
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Postby Immortalicide on Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:25 pm

terrorizer wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:wanking is gay by anal cunt


More of an anti-wanking song?

Just remembered another:

Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict


I actually made it up, but knew no-one would notice, so dont tell anyone!! :eyes:
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Postby Povey on Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:28 pm

Greenday - Longview.
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Postby Stevedot2 on Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:42 pm

terrorizer wrote:How about some songs about wanking suggestions, or is that too much to ask?


Pocket Pool by GWAR

Iranian Masturbator by DBX (Never actually heard it though, lol)
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Postby Atom on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:33 pm

Povey wrote:Greenday - Longview.


Another Green Day one - All By Myself.
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Postby Nickligature on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:56 pm

Medulla Nocte - Hooked on masturbation
Now just Nick :)
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Postby James on Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:31 pm

Dragonforce's entire output!

oh lololol!!!
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Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:09 pm

James wrote:Dragonforce's entire output!

oh lololol!!!


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Postby GoreBastard on Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:05 pm

Hand of Doom - Black Sabbath


Aaaaahhhhh!!! :lol:
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